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    Bobby little closer , just a little closer\


    Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KOD View Post
    BobbyBlueChip.....-10.....4.....-6....(15-18)
    Wineguy.....-19.....0.....-19.....(9-21)

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    you really are hell to pay in contests


    wow what a contest player that BBC is . Classic wagering skills

    he couldnt even beat his buddy whinerguy

    nice job BBC

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    this was a contest that you love so much in 2014
    Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
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    delivery for KOD ........................
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    Pocket Taser Gun, A
    Great Gift For The Wife?


    This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,... right?
    There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another.
    The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.... I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
    I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!% !@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A- ... that hurt like hell!!!
    A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantle of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock...

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    thats pretty funny
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    The 6-foot-1, 225-pound tailback made sure everyone in the new Scotland County High School gym knew how “blessed” and “honored” and “thankful” he was to receive that recognition.

    IWhite will be in Athens in January. He will enroll early and be ready to go.

    He will also be an unofficial visitor at the Kentucky game tomorrow.

    Scotland County coach Richard Bailey also spoke at the event. He felt it was a “blessing” to coach the nation’s No. 1 RB prospect.

    That went beyond White’s career rushing total of 7,000-plus yards.

    “I’ve been coaching football for 27 years and I’ve coached some great football players and some great young men but none more deserving of this honor than Zamir White,” Bailey said. “He has epitomized what being a great football player is all about but more importantly what a great teammate is all about.”

    “I’ve never met a football player with more ability that was as humble and selfless as Zamir is. If I am fortunate to coach another 10-15 years I am sure I will never coach a finer young man than Zamir White.”

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    wubby


    are you upset about something


    wubby , wubby ......
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    No. I just saw some schmuk but off of 49. That’s gonna keep smiling for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBlueChip View Post
    No. I just saw some schmuk but off of 49. That’s gonna keep smiling for a while.
    Funny you mention that Bobby, but he has Mamas settlement money so she lets him buy extra points when he begs her. You just can't make this shit up how bad kittycat is at wagering. Another $777.00 of Monopoly money down the drain. Now you stand at

    -$3552.00 for the year. Laughable. Worthless. Again, couldn't happen to a better loser on this site. Pussy motherfucker.

    Poon is a fucking retarded idiot. There are many losers on this site, other prominent losers include: BBC, Wineguy (tie with BBC for the fattest and ugliest), 3 putt pete, kickserv (the dumbest), Trampled Underfoot (or Hank), SoCalYo, ppabart (most pathetic), and greggraffin.

    There you have it

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    He’ll be fine. Just gonna have to put 20g of the pretend money on a money line favorite. It’s the scooter way.

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    Hi Guys!
    "If I was overpaid in the 2004 Hilton contest, and they asked for their money back, I would have given the money back."

    ----Any Honest Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KOD View Post





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    Mercer beaucoup.

    "If I was overpaid in the 2004 Hilton contest, and they asked for their money back, I would have given the money back."

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    Quote Originally Posted by yyz View Post
    Mercer beaucoup.

    Yu spelled merci wrong
    Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KOD View Post
    Yu spelled merci wrong
    Merci was -110

    I laid -750 to get it Mercer.
    "If I was overpaid in the 2004 Hilton contest, and they asked for their money back, I would have given the money back."

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