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    ClangingNbangin Scrapman's Avatar
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    SO me n da bitch goes to casino with only $50 each

    Chose Harrahs in Chester close and no need gas in car only about 12.5 miles from my door thursday night.



    ok only $5 at a time is the play! low lines 25 lines 20 lines penny slots

    1st machine i play is Kicking ass single bets get the bonus free spins

    he is a sticky wild in bonus rounds and connects with 2X and 3 X multipliers bang $18 win Bang $18 more Bang $20 more total win cash out $75.00

    so now i always slow down i just won way more than double my bank so i'm walking around

    find one of my fav slots and bingo another $35 win

    so i continue and after 2.5 hours i'm up $220

    which is like ok time to stop that way more than my $50 start about 5 times

    SO final machine my old favorite MR Cashman has lots of bounses

    put in $10 and i bet 1.25 which is 5 times wager

    he comes out with Random bounus where he dance wiggles fingers the fast paced music pays high so i said ok get me $50

    well $200 $400 $600 he aint stopping $800 $ 1000 win OMFG girls next to me high fives me i'm like holy shit thats the max payout according to the random bonus highest bet is the 5 wilds which pay $50

    X amount of times your wager per line

    so if max bet the $500 this would have been $2500 or more payout but anyway sorry no video of it they are very sticky in that casino when videoing the machines

    SO only tell wife i won $350 and give her that when we at home plus her lil win that Made $400

    the rest i had to get oil cahange n other stuff for car $60 the $500 in bank account to do stck trades tardes with

    and i now have $300 for our trip on easter sunday at atalantic city with family dinner at that restaurnat in Tropicana plus what i make on WED and Sat wee add to that $400

    found out last time down there casinos on the bpoardwalk ahve low limit craps $5 OMFG I said

    at least here i can do some thing with $200 or even $100 but every PA casino no matter what day $15 minimum and $25 mini wtf on thurs or monday nights.

    http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=291680&dateline=1369412840You Get Lucky when preparation meets opportunity!

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    Should have left da bitch at home and started with $100, just saying.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsaholic View Post
    Should have left da bitch at home and started with $100, just saying.....
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    Glad to see his spellchecker was working ok--really

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    Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsaholic View Post
    Should have left da bitch at home and started with $100, just saying.....
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsaholic View Post
    Should have left da bitch at home and started with $100, just saying.....

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    Scrappy, go buy some lotto tickets now, congrats

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    na hedge put $500 in new bank account setting up to invest in mary jane stock tired of working for others

    money is best where im at but 12 hour days kill me

    trying to figure out how to buy each 1 week apart so i get paid weekly instead of all at once
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    CONTINUE the winning we went to DE:awre park casino tuesday she went bust fast but took out another $60 and wins huge

    i was way up early but managed to get out with $150 my own plus $88 she knew about

    so now for easter sunday we can get room and after work saturaday i will add at laest $80 more to our bank and have $700 for two days to eat with and gamble $150 each per day plus i have my Own stash of $200

    LOL always have extra to play smart and hope maybe win $200 then shoot craps AC they have npw low limits in some casinos $5 OMG i can play with $100 and make money

    no hop 7's just any 7 for $2 then lay full odds or more

    http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=291680&dateline=1369412840You Get Lucky when preparation meets opportunity!

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    Where are you from ? Is this some territorial slang ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orlando Dios View Post
    Where are you from ? Is this some territorial slang ?
    I'll start by saying I'm a fan of Scrapman and read what he posts I like this story especially since I've made some donations to Harrahs Chester. But to answer your question No its not a territory or Philly thing. Lived here all my life and struggled reading through this.
    Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where its going, I just hope I find it along the way

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