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03-02-2012, 06:55 PM
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So I asked my grandson what he did in school today........
He said....
" I farted "
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03-02-2012, 06:56 PM
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03-02-2012, 07:18 PM
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Holy crap!!!!
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03-02-2012, 07:29 PM
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03-02-2012, 07:42 PM
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Did he ask his teacher to pull his finger?
That's what you taught him.
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03-02-2012, 09:25 PM
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03-02-2012, 10:58 PM
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At least the EPA didn't crack down on him for Illegal Gas Exploration...............
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03-02-2012, 11:15 PM
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great answer!!
glta!
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03-03-2012, 07:22 AM
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But isn't your grandson 18 ?
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03-03-2012, 04:25 PM
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my grandsonn got sent home--he's in kindergarten for mooning kids in the bathroom. |
03-03-2012, 04:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hawkeye
my grandsonn got sent home--he's in kindergarten for mooning kids in the bathroom. |
My grandson is in Pre-k amazing what they come up with!!
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03-03-2012, 04:30 PM
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As my mom used to say, apple dont fall far from the tree..
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03-03-2012, 05:13 PM
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grandkids are great  |
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