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    Ok madjackers...
    Every so often i tease the ole lady about nailing her in the crapper and giving her a slap on the ass and laughing about it. Half serious... half joking... mainly just looking to get a reaction out of her for shits and grins.

    So yesterday on the phone she tells me that if i let HER get a strap on and nail me in the crapper, she will in turn spread cheeks and let me mark my rightful turf!

    I kinda wanna do it to her... just cuz, well... I never have before and she is probably the last chance I will ever have. But is it worth the reciprocation?
    Do I do it?
    I have had a finger or two up the ole bunghole before...no big deal... the doctors office and what not.

    So maybe all you freaky liberal p*ssies can tell me what it is like to take it in the crapper and if I should let her try it....

    Open to suggestions.

    and good dr. freeze... I anxiously await to see you in this thread...
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    Yea dude.. suck it up and the end result will be worth it
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    NO WAY! Yer gonna DIE! Save your manhood!
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    21 March 2008 - I cried a little tear of happiness today while punching my K-bar through a basketball.

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    :eek:

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    • #3
      Man I almost pissed my pants reading this. Wow too funny. :D

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      • #4
        I feel awful for two hours after taking a good-sized dump, so I can't imagine that that would feel any better.

        Not a good trade-off at all in my opinion.

        Maybe S-Love would have a more informed opinion.

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        • #5
          Maybe it ended exactly how I wanted it to.

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          • #6
            Re: SEX info and advice wanted!

            Originally posted by marine
            I have had a finger or two up the ole bunghole before...no big deal... the doctors office and what not.

            What not?????????
            Maybe it ended exactly how I wanted it to.

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            • #7
              Re: Re: SEX info and advice wanted!

              Originally posted by penguinfan
              What not?????????
              damn man, you beat me to that one....!!!

              sure marine, doctor's office...yeah, that's it.

              Here's a piece of advice given by BEANTOWNJIM:

              "...the male's g-spot is in his sphincter...."

              (remember, i'm just quoting him);)
              "I've dumbed down for my audience and doubled my dollars, then they criticize me for it yet they all yell holler."

              (`._.[JAY-Z:The Final Project: The Black Album]._.)

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              • #8
                I simply cannot believe that this question was posed by Marine!

                No way!

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                • #9
                  Bobbie- maybe your craps wouldn't hurt so bad if you were to have your proctologist remove all the broken Lee press-on nails from your rectum. And tell your boys to use a stronger adhesive!

                  Sorry can't help with the strap-on question- maybe Bobbie's fiance can recommend a satisfying one

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                  • #10
                    Go for it!!!! That should help keep your marriage going strong; at least sexually. Let her play a couple rounds of BUTT DARTS with ya. You guys can alternate giving the monkey the banana. If ya do this, ya gotta come back and tell the rest of the fellas what it's like. Best of luck.
                    I've got the wok if you've got the dog.

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                    • #11
                      yea... well... lock yourself in a hotel room in white trash-ville USA for 3 weeks and see where your mind runs!!!
                      All I do is sit here and look at porn and watch tv and twiddle my diddle. :)

                      I did some slight research and from what I can tell it doesn't really HURT anything that would cause problems...
                      I even saw a few pictures of "in action" shots at various adult websites... everybody sure does look like they are having a good time with it. haahaha

                      as for the "what not" comments...

                      Don't tell me you have never been laying pipe while on top of a sweet lil girl and she reached around and popped a finger in yer sphincter!

                      or,
                      Hasn't every laid down on their backs in front of a woman and strummed the guitar and right before you "hit that high note" she jams a thumb in yer pooper!

                      christ... admit it guys... it happens to all of us.

                      doesn't it?

                      Also, if i do get to stick it to the wifey... will I have poop on my schnocker when I am done and pull out? I think that would be pretty gross.
                      21 March 2008 - I cried a little tear of happiness today while punching my K-bar through a basketball.

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                      • #12
                        marine

                        I voted no.

                        Once you go crap you never go back.


                        KOD
                        Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
                        / Mike Tyson

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by marine
                          Also, if i do get to stick it to the wifey... will I have poop on my schnocker when I am done and pull out? I think that would be pretty gross.
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                          marine

                          lets think about this. Is there the possibility of poop being on your snocker ?

                          Hmmm shithole, place where all poop comes from, hmmmm

                          naww but maybe you will have some chili with beans on your snocker and you can scrape them off and have them for lunch the next day.

                          KOD
                          Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.
                          / Mike Tyson

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                          • #14
                            LMOA at this thread

                            It isnt worth it Marine I would even think twice about it

                            My advice is to get her drunk enough one night so shell try it or work out another deal with her. When doin her from behind slowly slideyour finger up there and see what she thinks. lol
                            Any yes you can get a lil brown on yourself but who cares.

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                            • #15
                              This is probably the funniest thread i have read EVER................


                              My vote would be Yes let her do it although i have never had it done to me..

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