> > > > A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
> > > >
> > > > The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
> > > >
> > > > The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
something.
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> > > > If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I...