Nowhere did I claim this was from Von Schitzinpants.
It's about people being hired by a company to fill seats at an event yesterday.
You and the four idiots who support your continued ignorance are the best! Keep up the great work!!
You're really running out of gas. Hey! I'm going to go enjoy the day. You stay here and be a miserable prick! See you tonight, since you'll have no plans.