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  • Yea dude.. suck it up and the end result will be worth it

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    Marine,

    I voted no.

    I am open to alot of things but I think you are on a slipperly slope.

    What if you wife likes having a unit and she wants more?

    What if the bargining chips were changed to....and you let me strap it on again....

    If you must.....
    Good luck dude, use some of Peety's Astroglide and buy a small gage "unit" and I guess you will be ok.

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    AGHHH ! NO HE WON'T BE OK THE BLOW HOLE ON THE STAR FISH BLOWS OUT NOT IN

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    if your crowned up like the king of England it is going to hurt and stink. common sense tells you that. i like the "get her drunk" and try it. while nailin her doggy accidently, slip into Numero Dose, for a few pelvic thrusts. Thatway you can get a sense of smell, feel, and size before you have to commit to having your own mud punched

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    Damn Dude are you still down on the coast or did you transfer to Deliverance Georgia?
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    Well Marine as far as no stains on the dildo in porns. Most actresses will have an enima before shooting an anal scene.

    As far as your wife doing it to you. A finger is just that a finger but if you are going to let her strap a dong on and ram it in ya, I sorry but that is a little too much toward being gay! If your gonna do it, just do it. don't make it a public announcement. Now I know why I joined the Army.
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    Seriously the FUNNIEST thread I have ever read on MJ's, EVER!!

    If you want a woman's opinion... I think you should let her do it. You want and she wants it. Just do it. I think it can only make you closer not drive you apart. Just my opinion!!

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    REALITY CHECK...

    This is a post about a man taking it in the arse from his wife with a strap on.

    DAMN, IS IT FOOTBALL SEASON YET?

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    keep my distance

    Hey madjack and sex ape, if this marine guy comes to the super bowl party, make sure his table is far away from mine.
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    Re: keep my distance

    Originally posted by Private Petey
    Hey madjack and sex ape, if this marine guy comes to the super bowl party, make sure his table is far away from mine.


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    good lord... I ask one simple question and it turns into the great debate!

    LMAO!

    Fletch, we are headed to vegas for halloween this year. Maybe she will get me drunk and do it to me out there.


    Do you guys know how much a strap on costs????? holychrist dude! The idea is dead after seeing the price tag on one of them suckers!
    I aint payin that much to get it in the crapper!
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    I just hope we don't see San Francisco or Hollywood under your location after this is all said and done...

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    Re: keep my distance

    Originally posted by Private Petey
    Hey madjack and sex ape, if this marine guy comes to the super bowl party, make sure his table is far away from mine.
    MY GOD, here's something I never thought I'd say-----I agree with Petey!


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    EXIT ONLY!!

    This is one funny thread. I have been reading from the beginning and all I keep saying is this has to be a joke!!!

    I think that it wouldn't be worth it. Nothing is worth that. In my opinion, if men were meant to take from behind, women would have the equipment to give it to them.

    Marine, seriously though, if it DOES happen, the best thing to do is keep it between yourself and your wife.
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    I haven't voted yet because I am still on the fence.
    First let me say this, before you decide to sit the tailgunner position, keep in mind it is the deadliest. I don't know that I would want the wife crammin the ham, regardless of the payoff.
    Also I am not sure if you have ever had a woman in this manner before but the threat of a carmel colored carnal camel crammer is certainly real. To be quite honest with you I would not trade my time with my beads for anything but that is a far cry from a latex man-steak. Dude, by the time she is done it will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
    Next thing you know she will want to videotape herself playing prison guard, and you'll be on tape with a blazin raisin

    Then again you might be cat clawed to the ceiling fan shuddering and shaking like Richard Simmons at the St. Patricks Day parade.

    So I am kind of on the fence here......If you want some excitement try to give her a go while shes sleeping I guarantee someone will be getting a-caved that night

    Let me know how it works out.
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    Marine, seriously though, if it DOES happen, the best thing to do is keep it between yourself and your wife.
    I doubt that could happen...you know she will blab to her friends about it.


    a carmel colored carnal camel crammer
    LMAO!! wtf?

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    What about satisfying each other mutually as in Band Practice, i.e., she practices the skin flute while you play the butt bongos, or better yet eat@ the Y- the 69 position? Then if your'e still bored you can always play acappella, but for her to spelunk in the bunk

    P.S.- Hope you can make the SB party, if nothing else just to see the looks
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    Try to imagine what she could do to you if you ever split up! Your reputation would be at severe risk if she started spreading that news.
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    My two cents Marine.......

    Doing it anally is no big deal. It's nice and all but so is vaginal and oral. Nothing about anal is that much better sensation wise that would justify having to assume the position on your part. Of course if you've never done it the curiosoty might be killing you but you asked so I'm telling. You're making a lousy trade and who's to say that wifey might not honor her committment after giving you the once over?

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    I think I'm gonna vomit








    New poll:



    What in the world is worth having having something cram-ed in your ass?



    For me? I don't think giving my Johnson a brown derby is worht it.
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    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Marine, seriously don't do it. I have never taken it up the dooky-chute...but I have journeyed into a womans dooky-chute with my soldier and trust me it aint worth the tradeoff, worse yet, she sucked my soldier right after i pulled out...(I left her and never kissed her again) couldnt be referenced as Asslips
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    Now I know I'm gonna vomit
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    Re: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Its Gravy
    Marine, seriously don't do it. I have never taken it up the dooky-chute...but I have journeyed into a womans dooky-chute with my soldier and trust me it aint worth the tradeoff, worse yet, she sucked my soldier right after i pulled out...(I left her and never kissed her again) couldnt be referenced as Asslips
    Good Luck and Like Drugs
    JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    i would advise no, but you are your own man....best of luck in your ventures and please keep us posted....


    has to be one of the funniest threads i have read....thx for the 10 minutes of insight and laughs all!! :p
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    OMG!!! I just checked the result's of the poll 21-21



    I can't believe 1/2 the people here at Madjack's would take it up the ass.



    I think we need to add a new forum here for the butt-jockies
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    I think people are stuffing the ballot box so to speak To see marine get Willie the rubber wonder stick launched into deep space 9.

    That thing is a rubber plunger she will pop your capp and pullout all your plumbing from the inside out Then you will have to turn around and see the chocolate banana

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