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  • Yea dude.. suck it up and the end result will be worth it

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  • NO WAY! Yer gonna DIE! Save your manhood!

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  1. #61
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    I'm with Fletcher here, I think that everyone that posted yes are just doing that to get Marine to go ahead with it.

    I keep checking in here to see the responses, you guys are cracking me up.
    A good friend will always bail you out of jail; But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

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    Originally posted by michaeljbird
    OMG!!! I just checked the result's of the poll 21-21



    I can't believe 1/2 the people here at Madjack's would take it up the ass.

    Now I know what goes on at the SB party!!!


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    Re: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Its Gravy
    Marine, seriously don't do it. I have never taken it up the dooky-chute...but I have journeyed into a womans dooky-chute with my soldier and trust me it aint worth the tradeoff, worse yet, she sucked my soldier right after i pulled out...(I left her and never kissed her again) couldnt be referenced as Asslips
    Good Luck and Like Drugs
    JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OH SHIT!!!!

    GARVY, SAY IT AIN'T SO, MAN!!!!!

    dude, she sucked your blue-veined junket pumper after you gave her a Liberace????

    if that ain't LOVE, i don't know what is......

    call me a romantic.

    by the way Marine....hilarious thread, but i don't know if we all think of you in the same way after this one.....

    and if she does do you anally....(hell, like you'd tell us....)
    ".....make sure she lubes your 10 inch strap-on real nice and then you procede to jerk your spunk stick at the same time to heighten your orgasm....."

    that's another quote from BEANTOWNJIM......


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    marine...

    Crappiest(excuse the pun! ) thread I've ever read here at MJ's. I was laughing so hard at some of the replies, I almost peed in my pants!! You guys just quack me up...that's what I love about this forum...no where else on the net can you find such great entertainment like this for free...

    Okay, Okay..marine..
    Having no experience, I cannot offer any personal insights...all I can say is curiosity killed the cat, don't let it kill you....go ahead and try it out if that's what you want to do and the wifey agrees. I only pray you will look like this and not like this after the act(Oh Lord, have mercy on him).

    hwnhrt

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    Def my favorite thread of all times! Come Helen he wants to get his pipes cleaned I say do it.

    Miss Missy

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    I think it will be a huge mistake. Think about it it Meliss, if Dave bent over and said "give it to me hard". How much would you respect him in the morning??? You broke up with a guy for not playing softball good, and you expect me to believe you would stay with a guy that likes it up the butt!!!!!!! Please, it would be the beginning of the end. Plus, you, me and Chrissy would be teasing him every time we saw him out!! And you know it.
    A good friend will always bail you out of jail; But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

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    Re: keep my distance

    Originally posted by Private Petey
    Hey madjack and sex ape, if this marine guy comes to the super bowl party, make sure his table is far away from mine.
    LMAO

    That's assuming you can find the SB party!!!

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    Originally posted by Helen
    Plus, you, me and Chrissy would be teasing him every time we saw him out!! And you know it.


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    wrong place

    Hey Blitz, THAT WHOLE THING WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION. I'M NOT POSITIVE, BUT I THINK SEX APE DELIBERATELY SENT ME AND MY CREW TO THE WRONG PLACE. IT COST US 600 BONES THAT WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE AGAIN!!!!!! AT LEAST WE SAVED THE $10 SEX APE BRIBE. MAYBE HE CAN PUT THIS YEARS BRIBES TOWARD GETTING HIS COUSIN MARY LOU RETTON TO PAY US A VISIT. OR BETTER YET, MAYBE I CAN GET MY GRANDPA BOB DOLE TO MAKE A SPEECH AT HALFTIME.
    In the big city under the bright lights, Double P and the crew bang the hot dollies and finish the bar fights
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    Marine-

    I have ventured the one way door with a few women and one was especially good. She first would get ready with cleaning the poop shut with an enima, followed by some lube that heated up with friction. She was crazy- she liked a vibrator in the front while I was in the back. Now that was something- good for both.

    Why don't you try the " you go first " deal if not that is a definite negatory on the act of anal assault. What state are you in? I hope you don't get introuble with a sodomy law. lol

    jc
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    If you truly loved her you would take one for the team. Pain is only temporary.

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    The few, the proud, the violated. Is this gonna be the new
    recruitment slogan? :p
    "If there is a way to better do it, find it."

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    marine,

    before you decide on doing it, make sure the doors are locked, window shades are down & the lights are off. you don't want a neighbor to see this.

    also keep some ky around.

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    It looks like the votes are at a 50-50 stand still! Marine , Whats the word? You can't leave us all hanging

    I personally would LMAO , I mean............... love to meet you and your wife at the super bowl party
    Life should be a source of experience to be lived
    up to, not survived through.

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    Yeah be sure to tell the old lady that you discussed it with all of us first BEFORE you go to the SB party. Unless you think we can keep a secret.

    (Psst...nobody say anything!)
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    Originally posted by just cover
    She was crazy- she liked a vibrator in the front while I was in the back. Now that was something- good for both.


    TORONTO VIGILANTE, does this remind you of anything?

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    BTW,

    this thread gets my vote as THE FUNNIEST THREAD OF THE YEAR


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    This reminds me of the time that I told this chick that I wanted to give it too her all night long........So she looked at me and said Go F*#$ yourself! I would have knocked the bottom out of that stuff if I had only been able to tuck that thing back there a little further! Oh Well, life goes on!
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    Well I must say, this thread certainly gets the mileage, no pun intended.

    Have you decided on the chocolate covered raisin yet?

    If so have sizes been discussed?

    Of course, you don't plan on iron manning it do you? Use some Emla cream, a topical novocaine type drug, to loosen up the ole brown bottlecap.

    I need to point out one more thing, the chances of your girl squirrel, being as large as the latex lumber she is going to give you the ole Rock Hudson with are slim to none.

    Also, keep in mind that hers is latex, therefore unable to acheive orgasm. If there is one time where the bride definitely won't be faking one for the team, this is it. She's gonna roll on you like Dom Deluise on last nights meatloaf. Once you crawl to the corner screaming you have nowhere to go.......heeeeeerrrrrreeeeeesssss jjjjjoooooohhhhnnnnnnyyyy.

    Just when you think you can't take anymore.......WHAM! here comes another inch.. I would have to go no here.
    Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

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    Before you do this I suggest.....

    You watch NED BEATTY in " Deliverance " (squeal like a pig)

    Ving Raines in " Pulp Fiction"-he has a Ballgag in his mouth ! LOL


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    ok you lil queers...

    How come I see 27... 27!votes to take it in the pooper.. yet I fail to see 27 different names in the thread telling me what a great idea it is?
    You.. the silent majority... the silent sadists... who are you???

    I read all these threads about why NOT to do it... yet you are all outvoted on the poll!

    There are like 5000 people registered at madjacks. I know the odds...at least ONE of you all have taken it like this before. C'mon dude.. fess up and lemme know!

    I am still pretty tempted to try it... but every time I think about it,I get this image in my head of her slapping my ass and shouting "TAKE IT B*TCH!"
    ... and then I curl up in the corner of my room and cry.
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    The most functional word in the English language is... Sh!t.
    That's right, sh!t! Consider this:

    You can be sh!t faced, sh!t out of luck, or have sh!t for
    brains. With a little effort, you can get your shi!t together,
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    pot.

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    There is bull sh!t, horse sh!t and chicken sh!t. You can throw
    sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t, shoot the sh!t, or duck when sh!t
    hits the fan.

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    some days are just plain sh!tttty.

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    up sh!t creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch
    turns to sh!t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t and
    come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
    building block of life. And remember, once you know your sh!t,
    you don't need to know anything else.

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    AFTER SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE BROWN EYE A FEW TIMES SHE MIGHT GET BORED AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE WILL BE PLAYING WILD KINGDOM AND RELEASE THE FROZEN HAMSTER POP INTO THE MUDDY MARSH

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    Better then any book I read on such a wide subject. You in the ass is no/no. Fletch is right you could get hurt. However Your dink/dong/plunger in her ass ok. She will thank you. But I can not beieve no one here has said this. This act of up her bun hole is to be completed correctly. For your final thrill of the day after you pull that stick from her. She sucks you off. She will flat out love you for life for letting her complete this sex party in this way. :p

  27. #87
    You sure you are not in the Navy?

    If you do go ahead with it, make sure you get the complimentary reach around as part of the deal.
    I suck and already know it. Don't bother writing.

    Horse playing disease is killing me by degrees and the law just looks the other way.

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    I voted yes Marine, all the best mate....

    Man, can't believe some of the replies in here...

    Come on boys, life is short, don't wanna die wondering a lot of things....

    If the missus offered me this deal I'd be in.... and so would she!

    Women with strap-ons look hot....come on boys, you've all watched porn and thought the same...

    Experiment a little fellas....

    Lube up Marine and enjoy
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    This is a great thread.When does the voting end marine? I total agree with DJV. It took me a while to convince my wife to do it but she loved it. If she sucks you off after it even better. In my house though I'm the giver and she the taker.(same with my money)You have to let us know the outcome of this. What the line on this game?

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    perhaps there is a DVD in the offing..

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