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    All right, here is the latest and greatest.

    It has been discussed and negotiations are constant. Two days ago the wifey was carelessly driving and ran over a curb and blew out a tire on the car. She doesnt work outside of being a mom, so I am footing the bill for the new tires for the ride. Of which, I told her she could "work off" to make it square again. So, for the time being I am in the drivers seat as far as who goes first. Whether or not she actually lets me, we will see.

    More and more its looking like vegas for halloween someone is gonna get it in the crapper.
    21 March 2008 - I cried a little tear of happiness today while punching my K-bar through a basketball.

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    we have a go for halloween..

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    halloween......???

    wtf, marine.....????

    the contract negociations with my school board ****ing ME up the ass didn't even take that long.....

    you can't expext us to make fun of you everyday until then......????

    but i KNOW we can pull it off.....

    Marine, just make sure she doesn't do the dirty sanchez on ya when she pulls out that tampon....errrrrrrrrrrrrr..... i mean strap on from yer brown eye.....

    Dirty Sanchez is another of our popular phrases in Toronto Vigilante country...... The "Dirty Sanchez" is when during sexual activity, the man inserts his finger into the woman's anal cavity. He continues by removing his finger and smearing the feces residue onto her upper lip and lower lip to form a mustache disguise.

    in your case Marine, it'll be the wife pulling that one on you....


    Be aware and vigilant.

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    T.V. (short for transvestite?)
    Your version of the "Dirty Sanchez" is relatively tame.

    Back when I was a younger whippersnapper stationed in the far east my roomie had the REAL Dirty Sanchez.

    He would bring a dirty lil bar girl home with him and while he was nailing her in the poop shoot he would PUNCH her in the back of the head and put her down for the count. Then he would withdraw his lil soldier and WIPE it across her upper lip.
    THAT is the "Dirty Sanchez"

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    Here kitty kitty.



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    Can't believe this thread is still going, lmfao!!

    My take is this. If it feels any better than a hot, wet mound of womanhood, I think I would have a heart attack. I'll stick with a good old fashioned vagina and save my rectal vault for doodie.

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    JMO. THE MILKY WAY IS A BIT OVERRATED. HAD THE PLEASURE OF A WOMAN'S OFFER A TIME OR TWO. IT IS VERY EXCITING AS A PROSPECT BUT THE NEXT DAY I WAS ALWAYS WONDERING WHY ? IF ANYTHING IT IS A LITTLE TIGHTER FIT(PROVIDING YOUR GIRL DOESN'T ALLOW PLAY IN HER DIRT BOX ALL THE TIME). HOWEVER, I PREFER THE ORIGINAL LOVE TUNNEL BY FAR. GL. EITHER WAY - I PERSONALLY WOULD NOT SWITCH HIT W/ THE WIFE. CANNOT IMAGINE A PROCTORAL EXAM WITH A PLASTIC RATCHET. GUNG HO.
    JUST WIN BABY !

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    Originally posted by TORONTO-VIGILANTE
    Dirty Sanchez is another of our popular phrases in Toronto Vigilante country...... The "Dirty Sanchez" is when during sexual activity, the man inserts his finger into the woman's anal cavity. He continues by removing his finger and smearing the feces residue onto her upper lip and lower lip to form a mustache disguise.
    Have you heard about the Quik?

    The Quik is one of our phrases in Montreal.... The "Quik" is when the man is sitting down and the woman is on her knees sucking on his rope, finishing him off. So he bends down a little to play with her, while she is still working, and just before releasing his love potion, he puts his finger in her anal cavity. When the release is done into her mouth, he takes his finger and inserts it into her mouth while shaking a little... which gives you Quik!

    There's also the "Strawberry Quik"... I guess I don't have to explain that one... same pattern!
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    Originally posted by cyra1
    Have you heard about the Quik?

    The Quik is one of our phrases in Montreal.... The "Quik" is when the man is sitting down and the woman is on her knees sucking on his rope, finishing him off. So he bends down a little to play with her, while she is still working, and just before releasing his love potion, he puts his finger in her anal cavity. When the release is done into her mouth, he takes his finger and inserts it into her mouth while shaking a little... which gives you Quik!

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    This is better then a porn sight and you call yourself a marine it in and out fast. for marines Navy maybe

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    Can you please repost that in english? I am having a helluva time trying to decipher what you just tried to say
    21 March 2008 - I cried a little tear of happiness today while punching my K-bar through a basketball.

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    Vigilante, you are referring to a Donkey punch. These are some of my favorites. Try some of these!

    Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
    attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

    The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

    Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together

    Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

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    Rodeo- While doing the girl doggystyle call out some other womans name and see if you can stay in for 8 seconds.

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    I like this one...

    The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

    The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.


    Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from
    behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

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    Originally posted by wareagle
    Vigilante, you are referring to a Donkey punch. These are some of my favorites. Try some of these!

    Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
    attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

    The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

    Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together

    Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
    funny shit wareagle, but i thought i posted other "moves" awhile back....i'll try to find the post...
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    Originally posted by wareagle
    Vigilante, you are referring to a Donkey punch. These are some of my favorites. Try some of these!

    Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
    attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

    The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

    Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together

    Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
    wareagle, the donkey punch is this one:

    The Donkey Punch-When you're attacking a girl from the back and at the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a mighty "Hee Haw!" and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a tightening of the asshole.
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    trust me, i know my terms....

    here are the other sexual positions:

    here
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    Marine the more I read this the more Im convinced dude. You are gay. It is high time you found out

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    Kill 2 birds with one stone. Let your dog do you in the ass first and if that doesn't hurt too bad, let the wife nail you with the strap-on. Happy dog, happy wife and happy marine. Best of all worlds.

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    Blast from the past
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    Wow, I didn't even notice that. Hope it's not too late to call off the dog.

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    I posted this in IDENTITY's forum about a car accident question, BUT
    it seems to apply here.


    Originally Posted by IDENTITY
    Sir:



    . Rear-enders are guaranteed winners since there is no excuse for ramming someone from behind.




    tell my wife that!!!!!!


    GOOD LUCK and at least ask for a reach around!!

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    Well that may have done it.

    Time for some foreplay for the fans.

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    Doc S, I think this would make it all the way to Jerry Springer. Marine, you CANNOT be serious?

    I just don't know what to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beantownjim
    WHAT THE F-CK AM I READING HERE MARINE ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO TAKE IT UP THE ARSE TO FIND OUT IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND YOU WANT SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA I MEAN YOUR WIFE TO DO IT TO YOU.ARE YOU FOR REAL MAN THIS THREAD SHOULD BE LOCKED RIGHT AWAY.IT LOOKS TO ME MARINE LIKE YOU ARE A HOMO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET BONED UP THE ARSE AND THEN YOU WANT TO BANG YOUR WIFE UP THE ARSE THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM YOUR TRYING TO FIND YOUR MANLY SIDE I THINK YOUR QUEER.DO YOU ALSO WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING MARINE AND THINK ABOUT BONING RUDY GALENDO UP THE ARSE OR IS IT ONLY WITH YOUR WIFE WOW THIS IS ONE SICK DUDE.YOUR LUCKY YOU GOT OUT OF THE MARINES BEFORE THE (DONT ASK DONT TELL QUESTIONS CAME UP OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED FOR BEING A HOMO) IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET BONED UP THE ASS MARINE GO TO ANY LOCAL Y.M.C.A. AND BEND OVER FOR THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER ROOM I CANT BELIEVE I JUST READ THIS SHIT

    ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR GAY BROTHER WAS DATING MICHELLE JACKSON,RUPAUL,LITTLE RICHARD,OR OUR MARINE WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS BEND OVER MARINE AND GIVE ME ANAL SGT. FAG


    how in gods name did i miss this thread!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott-Atlanta

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    unbelievable. i almost joined the marines. i thought this was supposed to be a navy thing.
    funny stuff.
    this has got a sphincter factor of about 9.5

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