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    One of the funniest threads ever. What ever happened with this, Marine? 10 inches of plastic heaven, or is it still just a fantasy?

    Anybody ever get a plaster of paris mold of their johnson? I was living with a girl about 7 years ago. We broke up. There was an overlap until she finally got off her lazy ass and moved out. In the meantime, she found her next victim and he made a mold of his stick for her. It wasn't 'functional', but just for show. She kept it on her dresser. That was nice.
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    I have a friend who had his girlfriend do this to him. He never talks about it, but somehow the info leaked out. He gets shit about it all the time now. There is almost no way your wife could keep this to herself. Also, most gay men, even the really gay ones, will tell you it really hurts the first time. How do I know this? I used to bartend at a nice restaurant. Think we had any gay waiters? Most gay men are not shy about their exploits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kosar
    One of the funniest threads ever. What ever happened with this, Marine? 10 inches of plastic heaven, or is it still just a fantasy?

    Anybody ever get a plaster of paris mold of their johnson? I was living with a girl about 7 years ago. We broke up. There was an overlap until she finally got off her lazy ass and moved out. In the meantime, she found her next victim and he made a mold of his stick for her. It wasn't 'functional', but just for show. She kept it on her dresser. That was nice.
    "The game honors toughness"- Brad Stevens

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    Peeps,

    Due to the back to back pregnancies that my wife has been involved with (how is that for proving my hetero tendencies!) this has, and should forever more remain in the dark, cloaked past of my memories. And now, with 2 young ens to take care of, there is neither the time or the money to be playing poop shoot games with Mr. Latex.
    21 March 2008 - I cried a little tear of happiness today while punching my K-bar through a basketball.

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    Marine..........

    Funny how the little ones take on a new outlook on life


    However you opened up this can of worms that inquiring minds needs to KNOW!

    I believe your thread was BS from the beginning, but some BUTT darts around here cant take a joke

    So how is the bung-holieoooooo

    Wish you well with the little ones

    Franky!

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    Thanks to whoever for posting in this thread again. I missed it way back when. Freakin' hilarious.

    marine, glad you decided against it.

    Never, I say.

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    Well....things were sure slow around the office this morning. Good thing I had 5 pages of pure unadulterated comedy in this very thread to keep me laughing out loud. Pretty much wasted the entire morning pilfering through all the posts. Co-workers just think I'm in the Christmas spirit....little do they know. It has taken the ultimate of restraint to keep my laughs to a reasonable volume, while tears stream down my face and my sides are splitting.

    I absolutely love this place. Far, far more to be found here at MadJack's than winning plays. Quickly becoming my internet portal for instant entertainment. There are some seriously funny, quick-witted individuals around here and not only do we share the love of sports betting, but also a obvious penchant for sick-humor. Perhaps they go hand-in-hand?

    Seriously though, this was an absolute classic thread and I thank ClemD for bumping it back up. I second a few other poster's feelings when I say that I CANNOT BELIEVE I missed this thread when it originally got all the mileage this summer. I would rate it right up there with that one about flatulence and growlers. Maybe I'll bump that doozy back up, too. Nothin' better than off-color talk about sex and bowels. And sometimes as this thread demonstrates, the two are intertwined.

    BTW, I don't know if Captain Crunch will re-visit this thread or not, but if so I have the absolute perfect song to embed into this thread. I just don't know how to do that, or I'd take the task on myself. Perhaps somebody could enlighten me on how to do such a thing?

    Thanks to all who contributed to this sick, but highly entertaining thread!

    -JC

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    I am surprised no one mentioned this....

    If you ever go to get your rectum checked out make sure the doc has only ONE hand on your shoulder....if he has TWO hands on your shoulder during the exam....

    Well, you can figure out the rest....

    (I'm not talking from personal experience)

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    Oh yeah, Marco, the last physical I had was my first introduction to the prostate check. This is what I looked like during the unfortunate event.....

    Had I known I was getting to that critical age when those examinations become routine, I would have gone around town and found the Doc with the thinnest and least obtrusive-looking fingers before making the appointment.

    -JC

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    I'm sure everyone knows why women like OLD gynecologists?











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    Well that may have done it.

    Time for some foreplay for the fans.

    "Get in the truck Sis"

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    JCoverS, somebody, don't know who , turned off the HTML feature on this forum. If you look at the bottom of this page under "Posting Rules", you will notice that it says HTML code is off. As long as it is in that position, I can't embed audio in the threads. I onlly did it a few times and didn't tell anyone how to do it on purpose, as I didn't think everyone would want to hear BTJ embed "Yankee Doodle Dandy" into everyone of his posts, plus I thought it might get out of hand. Its really easy to do once you learn the HTML code for it. If you can get one of the mod's to turn it back on, I will embed it for you.

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    ah heck i am not even gonna try to say anything i am laughing to hard

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    Just a minute.....I need to go throw up!

    P.S. Doo Chucker.......nice to see you around once in awhile!


    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    bump!

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    Bump
    "The game honors toughness"- Brad Stevens

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    I guess while it is going on you should listen to Led Zeppelin's "In Through The Out Door"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sun Tzu
    I guess while it is going on you should listen to Led Zeppelin's "In Through The Out Door"

    followed closely by "Love Hurts" by Nazareth

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    White Snake?

    Slide it in...

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    Remember Marine:





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    Funny stuff. lmao at pic agent posted

    Is that you MArine?

    kneifl

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    The crapper? Geeezus.
    LUCK of the IRISH

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    Marine,

    Just give the wifey some AMBIEN CR about 20 minutes before she goes to bed and you could run the cavalry up her
    'arse' and she won't remember


    Good Luck l
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    Posted by neverteaseit as LSU rolls W. Virginia


    Well that may have done it.

    Time for some foreplay for the fans.

    "Get in the truck Sis"

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    Dude this is some sick chit....If you want it clean tell her to use a enema...Clean all that chit out!!!!!If you even think about taking it you are done!!!!Just have one of your mates can you!!!!
    Bottom line!!! Just Win!!!!!

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    not this thread again..

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    Yeah you might get some corn on your johnson...nasty!
    LUCK of the IRISH

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    Maybe Marine was really - "In the Navy."

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    This thread is officially shut down to all wise cracks from people with less than 500 posts.

    And No, I have still have my cherry.
    21 March 2008 - I cried a little tear of happiness today while punching my K-bar through a basketball.

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    Bump

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    Someone got bored
    They all can't be winners, can they?

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