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    UFC on ESPN+ 27, February 29th, Norfolk, Virginia


    Fight Card
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    Joseph Benavidez vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
    Zarah Fairn vs. Felicia Spencer
    Magomed Ankalaev vs. Ion Cutelaba
    Megan Anderson vs. Norma Dumont
    Grant Dawson vs. Darrick Minner
    Kyler Phillips vs. Gabriel Silva
    Brendan Allen vs. Tom Breese
    Steve Garcia vs. Luis Pena
    Serghei Spivac vs. Marcin Tybura
    TJ Brown vs. Jordan Griffin
    Spike Carlyle vs. Aalon Cruz
    Sean Brady vs. Ismail Naurdiev



    You know this Fight Card will be awesome because there is a Canuck on the card
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
    HOCKEY IS CANADA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post

    Fight Card
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    You know this Fight Card will be awesome because there is a Canuck on the card
    lock.

    easy money. line up. get your timbits here. tim hortons is open

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    Two fighters miss weight..........

    https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-norfolk...155236407.html


    Grant Dawson was way off at 149.5 pounds and oh yeah the Title Fight is a no go because Deiveson Figueiredo missed weight
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Two fighters miss weight..........

    https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-norfolk...155236407.html


    Grant Dawson was way off at 149.5 pounds and oh yeah the Title Fight is a no go because Deiveson Figueiredo missed weight
    Canadian supplements?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    Canadian supplements?
    Nope....gotta be Trump supplements.


    Canadian supplements filled with Honey Dip timbits, so completely legal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Nope....gotta be Trump supplements.


    Canadian supplements filled with Honey Dip timbits, so completely legal.
    What supplements does Bernie Sanders use

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    2020 MMA Record
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    Prop Bet 2-3
    Fighter vs. Fighter 2-9
    Over/Under 0-0
    Parlays 1-6

    -1.33 Joe Rogans



    T.J. Brown beat Jordan Griffin $2.25 (+125) *1 Joe Rogan

    Serghei Spivac beat Marcin Tybura $1.91 (-110) *1.5 Joe Rogans

    Ion Cutelaba beat Magomed Ankalaev $2.80 (+180) *0.75 Joe Rogan

    Sean Brady beat Ismail Naurdiev $2.05 (+105) *1 Joe Rogan

    Darrick Minner beat Grant Dawson $4.65 (+365) *half Joe Rogan

    Kyler Phillips beat Gabriel Silva $2.05 (+105) *1 Joe Rogan

    Joseph Benavidez wins inside distance $4.60 (+360) *half Joe Rogan

    Felicia Spencer wins in Round 1 $2.00 (+100) *1 Joe Rogan
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    weight cheat parlay:

    dawson + figuerido


    fighters who miss weight go on to win like 80 percent of the time

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    The +110 underdog Sean Brady starts off the fight card with a decision win, his wrestling was the difference.
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    The +175 underdog Spike Carlyle wins his UFC debut quick (didn't even last 1:30), that sure did not take long
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    The +175 underdog Spike Carlyle wins his UFC debut quick (didn't even last 1:30), that sure did not take long
    What was that stupid 287....666 bullshit

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    The small fave Jordan Griffin gets an incredible submission win, you don't see wins like that everyday
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    What was that stupid 287....666 bullshit
    Jesus was clearly in da house
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    HOCKEY IS CANADA!

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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    and of course.............GO LEAFS GO!!!

    No whammies, No whammies, No whammies......STOP!!!

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    Marcin Tybura gets the decision win.
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    +140 underdog Brendan Allen with the first round stoppage win.
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    The +105 underdog Kyler Phillips with an impressive win in his UFC debut.
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    The -988766555444 fave Grant Dawson misses weight and then wins the fight.

    Fuck that shit
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    The fave Megan Anderson with the KO in the first round
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    The worst stoppage in history of the UFC just happened
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    that was worse then a Herb Dean stoppage, holy hell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post




    Felicia Spencer wins in Round 1 $2.00 (+100) *1 Joe Rogan



    The Canadian wins in the first round

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    Deiveson Figueiredo misses weight and then wins the fight........fuck that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    The -988766555444 fave Grant Dawson misses weight and then wins the fight.

    Fuck that shit
    Chalkkk yesss

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    12 fights............8 finishes

    12 fights...........5 underdogs won, biggest underdog was Carlyle at +175 odds.
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    Small loss on the night......



    2020 MMA Record
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    Prop Bet 3-4
    Fighter vs. Fighter 4-13
    Over/Under 0-0
    Parlays 1-6

    -2.93 Joe Rogans
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
    HOCKEY IS CANADA!

    and of course.............GO LEAFS GO!!!

    No whammies, No whammies, No whammies......STOP!!!

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    I missed yesterdays event and just got a recap. I wanted to come here and let you both know that even though I'm not sure what you two did but I do lay the blame on you two for this effed up event.

    Nice hit on the Parlay Thong. You are removed from the blame portion.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    I'm not sure what you two did but I do lay the blame on you two for this effed up event.




    The bad stoppage in the Ion Cutelaba fight was Thong's fault.






    Oh and the event was awesome because Canada won
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    The bad stoppage in the Ion Cutelaba fight was Thong's fault.






    Oh and the event was awesome because Canada won
    Felicia always looks like she missed weight

    Must be shedding the Canadian hibernation weight

    Most fighters get random drug tested. Felicia gets random pregnancy tested...



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    canadian women with beer bellies have always been in vogue with our northern neighbors

    waif models barred from entering canada since 1997

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