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    UFC on ESPN 9, May 30th, Las Vegas, Nevada


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    Gilbert Burns vs. Tyron Woodley
    Blagoy Ivanov vs. Augusto Sakai
    Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
    Roosevelt Roberts vs. Brok Weaver
    Hannah Cifers vs. Mackenzie Dern
    Katlyn Chookagian vs. Antonina Shevchenko
    Spike Carlyle vs. Billy Quarantillo
    Klidson Abreu vs. Jamahal Hill
    Tim Elliott vs. Brandon Royval
    Casey Kenney vs. Louis Smolka
    Chris Gutierrez vs. Vince Morales



    Thong wants Hannah Cifers to tie him up and spank him for at least an hour.
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
    HOCKEY IS CANADA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post

    Fight Card
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    Thong wants Hannah Cifers to tie him up and spank him for at least an hour.
    Meek Farm Girl Love

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    Kevin Holland injured, out of UFC on ESPN 9 bout vs. Daniel Rodriguez

    https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/...niel-rodriguez
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Kevin Holland injured, out of UFC on ESPN 9 bout vs. Daniel Rodriguez

    https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/...niel-rodriguez
    My date with Hannah after her fight isn't off yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    My date with Hannah after her fight isn't off yet

    You need to be tested for Covid-19 and crabs before Hannah will meet you.
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    Holy shit just heard Dern's accent from her Jan 2020 bout. She is definitely ESL now


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    You need to be tested for Covid-19 and crabs before Hannah will meet you.
    You know why you have no shot with Cifers?

    Cause you're not positive!!!!





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    I'm assuming he has crabs...

    It completes the circle

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post

    I'm assuming he has crabs...

    Thong's crabs could beat up his craps, so no worries for Thong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Thong's crabs could beat up his craps, so no worries for Thong.
    Plus she likes bad boys so Thong is 2 for 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    Plus she likes bad boys so Thong is 2 for 2
    Hannah says as long as I don't give her west Nile virus she's ok to get intimate. Crabs or syphilis is all right in her book

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    Holy shit just heard Dern's accent from her Jan 2020 bout. She is definitely ESL now



    I actually saw her in a 7-11 last year with her baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    Plus she likes bad boys so Thong is 2 for 2
    kick dresses like Brok Weaver on date night for weekly VHS screenings of Back To The Future 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    kick dresses like Brok Weaver on date night for weekly VHS screenings of Back To The Future 3

    Actually for every date night I just show up naked.
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    Daniel Rodriguez now welcomes newcomer Gabriel Green at UFC on ESPN 9

    https://www.mmafighting.com/2020/5/2...-ufc-on-espn-9
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Actually for every date night I just show up naked.
    I'm going to enter some lineups on draftkings and try to lose more money

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    I'm going to enter some lineups on draftkings and try to lose more money
    Seems like a solid plan.
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Seems like a solid plan.
    LOCK = MAC DERN

    hannah is cute and all, but MacDern is too big and strong, pretty much big sis her

    but i'll root for hannah to pull off some miracle dq win, maybe mackenzie might go topless and just slap cifers around with her post baby boobies #whiplash

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    One Fighter Misses Weight........

    https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-espn-9-...175059305.html
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    canadian indentured citizen ship him back

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    canadian indentured citizen ship him back
    Brok Weaver is American, and he missed weight because he was drinking bleach like Trump told him to do.
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    Underdog: Burns

    Favorite: A. Shevchenko

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    2020 MMA Record
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    Prop Bet 7-12
    Fighter vs. Fighter 16-31
    Over/Under 0-0
    Parlays 2-8

    -5.45 Joe Rogans



    Hannah Cifers beat Mackenzie Dern $4.25 (+325) *half Joe Rogan


    Parlay
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    Roosevelt Roberts
    Tim Elliott
    Vince Morales
    Casey Kenney
    Daniel Rodriguez

    odds = $6.99 (+599) *1 Joe Rogan
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    2020 MMA Record
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    Prop Bet 7-12
    Fighter vs. Fighter 16-31
    Over/Under 0-0
    Parlays 2-8

    -5.45 Joe Rogans



    Hannah Cifers beat Mackenzie Dern $4.25 (+325) *half Joe Rogan


    Hannah appreciates the support

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post

    Hannah Cifers milks Mackenzie Dern $4.25 (+325) *half Joe Rogan


    I'm pulling for ya

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    I'm pulling for ya

    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    Hannah appreciates the support

    Hannah Cifers = descendant of Bryan Adams




    She cuts like a knife
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    Chris Gutierrez defeats Vince Morales by leg kick death.
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    The fave Kenney wins in under 3 minutes, nice submission win by the fave.
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    The +120 underdog Brandon Royval gets the submission win, Elliot was tired, gassed himself out in the 1st round.



    Three fights so far.....three finishes.
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    The fave Jamahal Hill gets the finish in round 1.
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    and of course.............GO LEAFS GO!!!

    No whammies, No whammies, No whammies......STOP!!!

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