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    Soldier running away from Military Police

    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”

    The nun agreed…

    A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier? He's gone AWOL.”

    The nun replied, “He went that way.”

    After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq.”

    The nun said, “I understand completely.”

    The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

    The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either...

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    The Snell of jokes.
    Hope in one hand, and shit in the other.......See which one fills up faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yyz View Post
    The Snell of jokes.
    Ha ha! You fuck.

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