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    UFC Fight Island 7, January 16th, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

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    Max Holloway vs. Calvin Kattar
    Matt Brown vs. Carlos Condit
    Li Jingliang vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
    Joaquin Buckley vs. Alessio Di Chirico
    Punahele Soriano vs. Dusko Todorovic
    Phil Hawes vs. Nassourdine Imavov
    Joselyne Edwards vs. Wu Yanan
    Carlos Felipe vs. Justin Tafa
    Ramazan Emeev vs. David Zawada
    Vanessa Melo vs. Sarah Moras
    Jacob Kilburn vs. Austin Lingo






    I wonder if Austin Lingo was a big fan of the game show Lingo



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    Lingo was lukewarm, it was no love connection

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    Omari Akhmedov vs. Tom Breese is postponed

    https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/...ese-postponed/
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    Reverse Triangle Play: J. Tafa



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    LOCK = Emeev


    chalk

    suk it, kick BIG CHALK

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    underdog:

    C. Kattar

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Omari Akhmedov vs. Tom Breese is postponed

    https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/...ese-postponed/
    Css

    Canadian scared syndrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    Css

    Canadian scared syndrome
    Neither of them are Canadian, Canadians never back down, they'd fight with Ebola and Scurvy in their system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Neither of them are Canadian, Canadians never back down, they'd fight with Ebola and Scurvy in their system.
    Stop trying to steal our stuff.

    This is an American movie about an American kid in an American City.





    I've had Molson's, I've had Lebatt's, hell in college I even tasted a Zima. All 3 are basically the same, moose piss. Gravy should go on chicken fried steak and cheese curds should go up your Mom's ass. Stop ruining french fries. Speaking of french fries, please give Quebec back. Le Canexit. Y'all are acting like China bullying Taiwan the way you won't let Quebec be free and clear from the Government who gave the world Rob Ford. That's right trend setter, but you know what, America can come up with a fatter more fucked up politician than Ford. I could pile shit 5 foot tall and it could go toe to toe with Canada's best. Don't believe me. Google Serra vs GSP. Stop trying to become the 51st state, It's never going to happen because we don't recognize figure skating with a stick as a real sport.

    #'Mer

    Also, I went back and looked through some of the Monthly MMA News threads. I think that was a good idea and would love to see you start doing those again. TIA

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    Please keep in mind that most Canadians think Poutine is disgusting.

    Also.......Canadians get free Madjack T-shirts because they are so awesome.
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    Almost forgot - Happy New Year

    Hope you win a plethora of '21 Joe Rogans

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    Almost forgot - Happy New Year

    Again Americans can't get things right.......it is Jan 13th, a little late for "Happy New Year" shout outs, ......sheesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Again Americans can't get things right.......it is Jan 13th, a little late for "Happy New Year" shout outs, ......sheesh
    Oh the people that celebrate Thanksgiving in October wants to pull the calendar out. Stop trying to steal Thanksgiving. Always mad cause we're going to make Puerto Rico the 51st state instead of Canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    Stop trying to steal our stuff.

    This is an American movie about an American kid in an American City.





    I've had Molson's, I've had Lebatt's, hell in college I even tasted a Zima. All 3 are basically the same, moose piss. Gravy should go on chicken fried steak and cheese curds should go up your Mom's ass. Stop ruining french fries. Speaking of french fries, please give Quebec back. Le Canexit. Y'all are acting like China bullying Taiwan the way you won't let Quebec be free and clear from the Government who gave the world Rob Ford. That's right trend setter, but you know what, America can come up with a fatter more fucked up politician than Ford. I could pile shit 5 foot tall and it could go toe to toe with Canada's best. Don't believe me. Google Serra vs GSP. Stop trying to become the 51st state, It's never going to happen because we don't recognize figure skating with a stick as a real sport.

    #'Mer

    Also, I went back and looked through some of the Monthly MMA News threads. I think that was a good idea and would love to see you start doing those again. TIA
    This is anti canuck sentiment

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    another reverse triangle:

    Matt Brown

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    This is anti canuck sentiment
    I googled what's the worst thing to say to a Canadian and found a top 10 list. I tried to get them all in there

    I don't know most of the names on this card but let's play fighters with the most vowels in their names.

    Max Holloway Win
    Carlos Condit Win
    Santiago Ponzinibbio Win
    Alessio Di Chirico Win
    Punahele Soriano Win
    Nassourdine Imavov Win
    Joselyne Edwards Win
    Carlos Felipe Win
    Ramazan Emeev Win
    Vanessa Melo Win
    Jacob Kilburn vs. Austin Lingo Draw


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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post

    Jacob Kilburn vs. Austin Lingo Draw




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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    But if the card kicks off with a draw can you imagine all of the hedging I will do on my $1 = $27k bet

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    But if the card kicks off with a draw can you imagine all of the hedging I will do on my $1 = $27k bet
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOSHNAUDI View Post
    But if the card kicks off with a draw can you imagine all of the hedging I will do on my $1 = $27k bet
    I think you should have lowered the tension in sweating out the bet by only betting 90 cents

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    All fighters made weight, that is rare

    https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021/...gh-ins-results
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    CANADA IS HOCKEY!
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    Calvin Kattar beat Max Holloway $2.50 (+150) *1 Joe Rogan

    Punahele Soriano beat Dusko Todorovic $2.50 (+150) *1 Joe Rogan

    Jacob Kilburn beat Austin Lingo $2.95 (+195) *half Joe Rogan

    Nassourdine Imavov beat Phil Hawes $2.00 (+100) *1.5 Joe Rogans

    Joselyne Edwards beat Yanan Wu $1.95 (-105) *1.5 Joe Rogans
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    another reverse triangle:

    Matt Brown


    I think Betty White can beat Brown now, he's been around a long long time, time has caught up to him. Reverse Triangle ain't working.

    Condit wins in 9 seconds.........and Betty White would beat Brown in 7 seconds, he's lucky Betty White is in quarantine and can't fight in the UFC right now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post
    underdog:

    C. Kattar


    Bryan Adams agrees with this underdog selection.........


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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Bryan Adams agrees with this underdog selection.........


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    bryan is a true legend, prince of thieves great soundtrack


    this card starts at 12pm pacific, that's kind of early

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    another LOCK:

    J. Buckley


    di chirico needs a miracle to win in this spot

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    I think Betty White can beat Brown now, he's been around a long long time, time has caught up to him. Reverse Triangle ain't working.

    Condit wins in 9 seconds.........and Betty White would beat Brown in 7 seconds, he's lucky Betty White is in quarantine and can't fight in the UFC right now.


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    if condit wins, you get to bang Betty White

    if brown wins, I get to bang I Dream of Jeannie chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_THONG View Post

    this card starts at 12pm pacific, that's kind of early

    Americans as usual make errors.........

    The first fight starts around 9:10am Pacific Standard Time.
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    HUGE CHALK:


    LINGOOOOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickserv View Post
    Americans as usual make errors.........

    The first fight starts around 9:10am Pacific Standard Time.
    fuckkkkk toooo earllyyyyy

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