1148 more days of this does not bother me. That gives me 1148 more chances to see the following scene take place.
Dick Cheney and Karl Rove being led out of the White House in handcuffs like the criminals they are. Following them out is a stuttering, mumbling fool with a phony Texas accent blabbering incoherantly something to the extent of "What does me supposed to have do now Mr. Dick." Cheney replies angrily. "Get your stupid ass back in there and keep shredding with that black bitch of yours. That bitch makes the worst BBQ i ever ate. Get back in there dipshit and have Chertoff up the terror alert.