> A Texas Longhorn, an Louisiana LSU Tiger and an Oklahoma Sooner are
> sitting in a bar in Houston. The beer was cold, the food was excellent and there
> were lots of pretty women there.
> "As great as this is," said the Longhorn, "I still miss the bars back in
> Austin. There's one I go to often where they really treat you right. If
> you buy four drinks, the fifth one is on the house."
> "Well, that's pretty good," replied the Tiger, "but at my favorite bar in
> Baton Rouge, the barman will buy your third drink after you buy the first
> two."
> "Shoot, that's nuthin," chimed in the Sooner. "Back in Norman, I know a
> bar where the minute you set foot in place, they'll buy you a drink, then
> another and another, heck all the drinks you want actually. Then, when
> you've had enough drinks, they'll take you out back and make sure you get laid,
> all on the house!"
> The Longhorn and the Tiger immediately doubted the Sooner's tale, but he
> swore every word was true.
> "Well," queried the Longhorn, "did this ever actually happen to you?"
> "Not myself, personally," admitted the Sooner, "but it did happen to my
> sister quite a few times."
>
> sitting in a bar in Houston. The beer was cold, the food was excellent and there
> were lots of pretty women there.
> "As great as this is," said the Longhorn, "I still miss the bars back in
> Austin. There's one I go to often where they really treat you right. If
> you buy four drinks, the fifth one is on the house."
> "Well, that's pretty good," replied the Tiger, "but at my favorite bar in
> Baton Rouge, the barman will buy your third drink after you buy the first
> two."
> "Shoot, that's nuthin," chimed in the Sooner. "Back in Norman, I know a
> bar where the minute you set foot in place, they'll buy you a drink, then
> another and another, heck all the drinks you want actually. Then, when
> you've had enough drinks, they'll take you out back and make sure you get laid,
> all on the house!"
> The Longhorn and the Tiger immediately doubted the Sooner's tale, but he
> swore every word was true.
> "Well," queried the Longhorn, "did this ever actually happen to you?"
> "Not myself, personally," admitted the Sooner, "but it did happen to my
> sister quite a few times."
>
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