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Handi Capper

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Dear Family and Friends,

You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past two years
putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf.

I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication,
I am
asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy. Here is the
Table
of Contents from my new book: "Winning Golf Strategies," which I
believe
gives the reader valuable playing tips and inside information that I
have
gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations
of
golfing partners and what improved their games.

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt.

Chapter 2 - How to hit a Titleist from the rough when you hit a
Maxfli from
the Tee.

Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.

Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger.

Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to distract your
opponent.

Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 a .m.

Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.

Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the
water.

Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to let a foursome play through your twosome.

Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.

Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your
opponent.

Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey three-putt.

Chapter 17 - When to re-grip your ball retriever.

Chapter 18 - Why male golfers will pay $7.00 a beer from the Cart Girl
and
give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and then
stiff
the bartender.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.

Thank you,





P.S. As a preview here is one of the insights

from the book...

What's the difference between a bad golfer

and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn. " A bad skydiver goes, "Damn."
WHACK
 
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