(DOG DAYS OF SUMMER MY ARSE)

[beantownjim]

BOYS WHAT DO THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER HAVE TO DO WITH DOGS.ITS BEEN 90 DEGREES AND HOT AND HUMID NOW FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS AND I AM GETTING FED UP WITH MY DOG BROWNIE BEING SPOILED BY MY WIFE.WE ONLY HAVE ONE AIR CONDITIONER IN THE HOUSE SO WE KEEP IT IN OUR BEDROOM HOWEVER THE PROBLEM IS MY WIFE AND I BOTH CANT SLEEP WITH AN A.C. ON IT BOTHERS OUR SLEEP.SO WE PUT AN AIR BED IN THE LIVING ROOM AND USE A FAN FINE WE CAN SLEEP.HOWEVER MY WIFE INSISTS I LEAVE THE AIR CONDITIONER ON FOR OUR DOG OVER NIGHT HE WONT LEAVE THE GOD DAM BEDROOM.HE IS LIKE A FREELOADER THE ONLY TIME THE DOG COMES OUT OF THE A.C. ROOM IS TO EAT AND GO TO THE BATHROOM.LISTEN TO THIS FELLAS TODAY I WENT INTO THE BEDROOM TO COOL OFF AND I ACCIDENTLTY KNOCKED BROWNIE OFF THE BED MY WIFE WENT CRAZY AND SAID WHAT ARE YOU A BIG OAF YOU WEIGH 215 POUNDS BROWNIE WEIGHS 25 POUNDS AND YOU PUSH HIM OFF THE BED.DOG DAYS MY ARSE THIS SPOILED LITTLE SHIT IS BEING TREATED LIKE A KING AND HE KNOWS IT EVERYTIME I GO TO KICK HIM IN THE ARSE TO GET OUT OF MY BED HE WILL START CRYING AND MY WIFE RUNS INTO THE BEDROOM AND STICK UP FOR HIM AND TELL ME TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.

BOYS TONIGHT WAS THE LAST STRAW I ASKED MY WIFE IF SHE COULD COOK A HAMBURGER ON THE GRILL AND SHE SAID THERES ONLY ONE LEFT AND BROWNIE IS GETTING IT THEN SHE ASK'S ME IF I WANT A HOT DOG INSTEAD A HOT DOG INSTEAD THIS LITTLE F-CK HASNT BEEN HOT FOR 3 DAYS HOT DOG MY ARSE.BROWNIE KNEW I WAS PISSED AT HIM ABOUT HIM GETTING THE LAST HAMBURGER THE WHOLE NIGHT HE STAYED AWAY FROM ME AND CUDDLED NEXT TO MY WIFE.BOYS MY ELECTRIC BILL HAS GONE UP 25% BECAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE THE AIR CONDITIONER WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK FOR BROWNIE HE IS A COCKER SPANIAL POODLE MIX AND I GUESS THEY DONT LIKE THE HEAT WELL I GOT NEWS FOR BROWNIE AND MY LOVELY WIFE I DONT LIKE THE HEAT EITHER.

THIS F-CKING DOG IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF AND HE KNOWS IT WELL TOMORROW MY WIFE IS BACK AT WORK AND YOU GUESSED IT THE AIR CONDITIONER IS GOING OFF SORRY BROWNIE YOU BETTER GET YOUR ARSE UP AND START BEING A REGULAR DOG AFAIN MANS BEST FRIEND MY ARSE THE WAY MY ELECTRIC BILL IS GOING UP HE MIGHT BE THE EDISONS BEST FRIEND.WHAT THE F-CK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS LAZY BUM HE WONT LEAVE THE BEDROOM AND TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER SCORCHER :scared

 

[beantownjim]

I LOVE THIS DOG I JUST WENT INTO THE BEDROOM TO TAKE A LOOK AND THE LITTLE F-CK IS SLEEPING ON A PILLOW LAID OUT LIKE A HUMAN ENJOYING THE A.C..THEN I WENT TO CHECK ON MY WIFE IN THE LIVING ROOM AND SHE IS TOSSING AND TURNING TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP WITH ONE SMALL FAN ON.SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.I AM IN THE BACK SPARE ROOM ON MY COMPUTER SWEATING MY ASS OFF WITH NOTHING TALKING TO A BUNCH OF SHUT INS AT MADJACKS FORUM SO I ASK YOU GUYS WHO IS THE REAL WHACK JOB :shrug:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

hey jimmy,

want to move to michigan and be my new roommate?


:142hump:

 

[ageecee]

At least your AC unit works in the afternoon mine doesnt. You think its hot in Boston come to Louisiana for a few days.

 

[beantownjim]

I PLAYED GOLF THIS MORNING IT WAS 91 AND HUMID I WAS DRENCHED WITH SWEAT I COULDNT IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE DOWN IN THE SOUTH.I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN TAKE IT AT LEAST IN BOSTON WE MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF REALLY HUMID DAYS THEN IT USUALLY COOLS OFF.I DONT LIKE OUR WINTERS BUT I DONT KNOW HOW ANYBODY CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMERS IN THE SOUTH.

 

[ageecee]

95 with humidity at 100% so it feels like 105


You go outside at 9:00 am and you start to sweat.

 

[vinnie]

I know your a stupid fcuk but dumber than a dog who would have thought it. :shrug:

MON
Sunny
High: 106
Low: 72
TUE
Mostly Sunny/Wind
High: 106
Low: 74
WED
Sunny
High: 104
Low: 73
THU
Sunny
High: 103
Low: 70

Hey beaner I just lowered the central air to 72 in your honor :142smilie

 

[vinnie]

I LOVE THIS DOG I JUST WENT INTO THE BEDROOM TO TAKE A LOOK AND THE LITTLE F-CK IS SLEEPING ON A PILLOW LAID OUT LIKE A HUMAN ENJOYING THE A.C..THEN I WENT TO CHECK ON MY WIFE IN THE LIVING ROOM AND SHE IS TOSSING AND TURNING TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP WITH ONE SMALL FAN ON.SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.I AM IN THE BACK SPARE ROOM ON MY COMPUTER SWEATING MY ASS OFF WITH NOTHING TALKING TO A BUNCH OF SHUT INS AT MADJACKS FORUM SO I ASK YOU GUYS WHO IS THE REAL WHACK JOB :shrug:

Looks like you got a lot to sweat off beaner

 

[LetsMakeMoney]