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In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position..

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."

A third glass.
''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"<o:p></o:p>
 

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
 

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My guy has 28 bottles of Labbat Blue for $18.99 till june 30th.

:00hour :canada1 :00x27 :00x30 :0025

Guess what I'll be drinking for the rest of the month :0074
 

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Above the Clouds....
My guy has 28 bottles of Labbat Blue for $18.99 till june 30th.

:00hour :canada1 :00x27 :00x30 :0025

Guess what I'll be drinking for the rest of the month :0074

Bought a 30 pack of Labatt's for $18.99 last Fri. About to have one now! :0008

and it had a $4 rebate!
 

spartan

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Bought a 30 pack of Labatt's for $18.99 last Fri. About to have one now! :0008

and it had a $4 rebate!

With all the empties I have mounted up I'll probably pay about $10 :mj07:
See what did I tell ya the closer you are to canada the more beer you get and cheaper price you pay way to go Mo :0074 :toast:
 
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