abc was teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing he
suddenly realized that his wife, Mary, was about to tee off from
the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing
he nailed the ball, hit Mary directly in the right temple, killing
her instantly.
A few days later abc received a call from the coroner
concerning her autopsy.
"abc, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma
to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple.
Is that correct?"
"Yes sir," abc replied, "that's correct."
"Well, abc, I also found a large bruise on Mary's right hip.
Do you know anything about that?"
"Yes sir," abc said, "That would have been my mulligan."
suddenly realized that his wife, Mary, was about to tee off from
the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing
he nailed the ball, hit Mary directly in the right temple, killing
her instantly.
A few days later abc received a call from the coroner
concerning her autopsy.
"abc, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma
to the head.
You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple.
Is that correct?"
"Yes sir," abc replied, "that's correct."
"Well, abc, I also found a large bruise on Mary's right hip.
Do you know anything about that?"
"Yes sir," abc said, "That would have been my mulligan."
