good one

[hedgehog]

:142smilie

A man approaches a young busty blonde in a shop. He says, "I cant find my wife, may I stand here and talk to you for a few minutes?" The woman says, "Sure, but do you have any idea where your wife is?" "Not a clue" he says, "But whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of fu@#*&g nowhere!!!"

 

[hedgehog]

A husband and wife were in bathroom getting
ready for work when husband looked at his
wife and said, i gotta have you!, he backed her
up against the bathroom door pulled down her
panties and ravaged her ,
... he knew he was doing great because she
screamed and wiggled more than she ever had
before,
when he started putting clothes back on when
he noticed his wife still writhin against the
door he said,
that was the best honey.
you've never moved like that before,
you didn't hurt yourself did you ?.
his wife replies. no no. i'll be ok once i can get
the doorknob out of my ass .

 

[yyz]

A guy walks up to the bartender, orders his drink, and asks, "Have you heard any good jokes lately?"

The bartender says, "Nope.....just really old shit posted at Madjacks."