Although my service will offer 80% winners like all the others, we will also have the widest variety of sections and contributors. We will have a little something for everyone. We have many other offers on the table that haven't been accepted yet, but right now we have signed contracts from the following people:
First of all the nuts and bolts of the site:
Madjackson will host the site and promote the shit out of us.
IE will offer live IM stat seminars. Should be exciting.
Raymond will be editor in chief.
In addition, we have the following special contributors:
YYZ, BobbyBlueChip and S-love will be in featured in 'the rattlesnake cage'. Enter this section if you're craving some good barbs. For entertainment puposes only. Enter at your own risk.
Jsmooth aka Mademan will write a feature article on how to blatantly stiff somebody and then come back a year later under a different name, spewing the same shit. Nolan Dalla will offer technical assistance on the 'stiffing' part of it.
Dr. Freeze and Equity Trader will grace us with daily rants. They can be found on the right fringe of the computer screen. There may be times when it is so far to the right that you won't be able to see all of it.
Our 'fade away and get rich' area will feature Nolan Dalla, Private Petey and Acehistr8. In addition, we have obtained exclusive rights to the next Ace/PP challenge.
Fletcher has been hired to write our mission statement that will be displayed on our home page. The parameters are that it can be no less that 2000 words and no more than one paragraph. We have enormous confidence that he can make this work.
For those that are a little...ummmm...backed up, and unable to handicap properly because of it, we have hired Dr. Strangelove to administer our 'get a woody and a winner' area.
On a stranger note, Marine has offered to run a section that he wants to title 'dildos and the marines that love them'. We told him that we would let him know about that one.
Our first advertiser is Olympic. Chris has offered to give out foam beer can holders to any of our referrals that make a bet on Asian shuffleboard.
Our featured writer in our 'Morton Downey Jr.' section will be worm. Once you get past the hyperbole, just *try* to find the 75% winners. Good luck.
Highroller will write weekly articles on sportsbetting and it's downfalls. Just click on the 'my newborn baby didn't turn out to be as much of an obligation as I originally thought' link.
Everybody is the victim of bad beats. When one happens to us, our very own Raz will show up express his feelings. Please do not click on Raz's Rants if there are women and/or children in the room. We totally endorse Raz's philosophy of 'losing plays are never my fault and winners are a result of great handicapping'.
If it's multiple plays you want, it's multiple plays you got. Please click on the 'no way all these can lose' link and find Mr. Hockeys plays. He guarantees that he will have a minimum of 45 releases each and every day.
My team and I all promise that we will still post here and please don't take this post as an advertisement. It is not.
See y'all at Kosars Kapping Kastle (just add a dot com after that...hehe) starting in december!
First of all the nuts and bolts of the site:
Madjackson will host the site and promote the shit out of us.
IE will offer live IM stat seminars. Should be exciting.
Raymond will be editor in chief.
In addition, we have the following special contributors:
YYZ, BobbyBlueChip and S-love will be in featured in 'the rattlesnake cage'. Enter this section if you're craving some good barbs. For entertainment puposes only. Enter at your own risk.
Jsmooth aka Mademan will write a feature article on how to blatantly stiff somebody and then come back a year later under a different name, spewing the same shit. Nolan Dalla will offer technical assistance on the 'stiffing' part of it.
Dr. Freeze and Equity Trader will grace us with daily rants. They can be found on the right fringe of the computer screen. There may be times when it is so far to the right that you won't be able to see all of it.
Our 'fade away and get rich' area will feature Nolan Dalla, Private Petey and Acehistr8. In addition, we have obtained exclusive rights to the next Ace/PP challenge.
Fletcher has been hired to write our mission statement that will be displayed on our home page. The parameters are that it can be no less that 2000 words and no more than one paragraph. We have enormous confidence that he can make this work.
For those that are a little...ummmm...backed up, and unable to handicap properly because of it, we have hired Dr. Strangelove to administer our 'get a woody and a winner' area.
On a stranger note, Marine has offered to run a section that he wants to title 'dildos and the marines that love them'. We told him that we would let him know about that one.
Our first advertiser is Olympic. Chris has offered to give out foam beer can holders to any of our referrals that make a bet on Asian shuffleboard.
Our featured writer in our 'Morton Downey Jr.' section will be worm. Once you get past the hyperbole, just *try* to find the 75% winners. Good luck.
Highroller will write weekly articles on sportsbetting and it's downfalls. Just click on the 'my newborn baby didn't turn out to be as much of an obligation as I originally thought' link.
Everybody is the victim of bad beats. When one happens to us, our very own Raz will show up express his feelings. Please do not click on Raz's Rants if there are women and/or children in the room. We totally endorse Raz's philosophy of 'losing plays are never my fault and winners are a result of great handicapping'.
If it's multiple plays you want, it's multiple plays you got. Please click on the 'no way all these can lose' link and find Mr. Hockeys plays. He guarantees that he will have a minimum of 45 releases each and every day.
My team and I all promise that we will still post here and please don't take this post as an advertisement. It is not.
See y'all at Kosars Kapping Kastle (just add a dot com after that...hehe) starting in december!
