joke

[MadJack]

A blind man walks into a store, picks up his dog, and starts swinging it around by the tail. An employee asked him if there was anything he could help the man with. The blind man replied, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."

:142smilie

 

[MadJack]

a baby seal walks in to a bar.
The bartender says "Hey buddy, what can I get you?"
The baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian club!"

 

[kickserv]

:facepalm:

 

[hedgehog]

:wall:

 

[greggraffin]

A blind man walks into a store, picks up his dog, and starts swinging it around by the tail. An employee asked him if there was anything he could help the man with. The blind man replied, "No thanks, I'm just looking around."

:142smilie

love it:SIB

 

[homedog]

A bank robber walks in to a bank in south Louisiana. He shoots a gun in the air and tells everyone to get on the floor face down with a warning that if anyone looks at him they will be shot.

He holds a gun to the teller's face and tells her to load his bag with all the money.

After the bag is full the robber starts to exit the bank. One of the customers looks up at him and the robber shoots the customer in the face.

The robber exclaims, "I told you that if you look at me you will be killed. Did anyone else see my face?"

Boudreaux slowly raises his hand while keeping his face firm to the floor.

The robber shouts, "What do you want?"

Boudreaux says, "I think my wife Marie peeked".

 

[greggraffin]

A bank robber walks in to a bank in south Louisiana. He shoots a gun in the air and tells everyone to get on the floor face down with a warning that if anyone looks at him they will be shot.

He holds a gun to the teller's face and tells her to load his bag with all the money.

After the bag is full the robber starts to exit the bank. One of the customers looks up at him and the robber shoots the customer in the face.

The robber exclaims, "I told you that if you look at me you will be killed. Did anyone else see my face?"

Boudreaux slowly raises his hand while keeping his face firm to the floor.

The robber shouts, "What do you want?"

Boudreaux says, "I think my wife Marie peeked".

why does it have to be South Louisiana, seems pretty specific but not necessary to the joke

 

[AL FARR]

What is the fastest possible speed a women can make love.













68.9. 69 they blow a rod.

 

[homedog]

why does it have to be South Louisiana, seems pretty specific but not necessary to the joke

Are you an engineer?

 

[greggraffin]

Are you an engineer?

nope, just having fun with ya