>
> A good old Kentucky boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
> He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
>
> "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
> float a boat within 100 miles of here."
>
> He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
>
> His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
> the wife and asks where his brother is.
>
> She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
> pointing to the field behind the house.
>
> The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
> brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
> bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
> He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
>
> His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
>
> His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Kentucky
> a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
> I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
> A good old Kentucky boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
> He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
>
> "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
> float a boat within 100 miles of here."
>
> He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
>
> His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
> the wife and asks where his brother is.
>
> She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
> pointing to the field behind the house.
>
> The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
> brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
> bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
> He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
>
> His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
>
> His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Kentucky
> a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
> I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"
