yeah i know it's nothing special but i was off today and felt like tinkering a bit. if jack ever had that contest again, i would put more detail and focus into this.

MadJack said:looks good. will probably have a site makeover before football so i will keep you in mind. i still need room for that center top text banner.
thanks
fatdaddycool said:I can't believe it a FELONIOUS MONK sighting..................................How the hell are ya?
fatdaddycool said:Hell yeah. North Fort Worth................same ole same ole.....I am just older now and have at least three to four more women that hate me and some of their kids too. I am currently trying to find a non english speaking asian women that answers to the name of mow lawn. It may be a dream but its my dream.
Imagine the blissful serenity of tapping your empty beer can on the inside of the kitchen window to get the attention of the wife, who is currently mowing the back yard, and after she stops the increasingly hard to start mower to acknowledge me............I turn the can over and shake out the last few drops and scream..."It ain't gonna fill itself"! and then returning to the body molding couch to wait for my beverage. Yessiree, can't get much better than that...........and if I use an American Express I can return her in 30 days for a full refund.
Felonious Monk said:LMAO
you're doing better than me bro considering this dry spell i'm on. if she looks anything like tila tequila from myspace, save me sloppy seconds.
but i'll be at the local watering hole tonight playing texas hold 'em so maybe i'll find a fat girl, get her drunk, feed her, and seduce her.
talk later, gotta run!
fatdaddycool said:Yessiree, can't get much better than that...........and if I use an American Express I can return her in 30 days for a full refund.
MadJack said:that might be good for some new shirts. what do you guys think? monk, keep shirts in mind too![]()
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