When Nole's doctor asked him about what he did yesterday, he told him about his
day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped
from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a
mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"
Inspired by his story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome
outdoorsman!"
"No," Nole replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."
day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped
from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a
mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake"
Inspired by his story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome
outdoorsman!"
"No," Nole replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."
