Masudur Rahman enters a insurance co in Kentucky. He is looking for a term life policy.
DTB - Are you lost ? the mosque is two streets down on the left .
Masudur - No I am here for life insurance.
DTB - what kind of life insurance
Masudur - the kind where if I am killed my family collects a million dollars.
DTB - Listen Massacre , or whatever your name is , dont you think it would be better if you went to one of your kinds insurance companys . I am busy right now responding on madjacks.com about some issues.
Masudur - No I have been all over town.
I want insurance and it is my right to be here.
DTB - ok then chief , can I get you some coffee ?
Masudur - yes dark with no sugar.
DTB ( goes in the back and pisses in the cup and fills it with coffee) comes back hands it to Masudur
Masudur - hmmm this dont taste right.
DTB - yeh well alot of things dont taste right about now.
DTB - OK according to the computer this policy will cost you $ 145,000.00 a month. It has a 3 year requirement. You will need a 6 month payment.
Masudur - OK I have cash here with me in this suitcase.
DTB - I dont take cash.
Masudur - what kind of place is this that dont take cash .
DTB - this is America motherfucker and I dont take your cash. Thats right I said your cash.
Masudur - Wait a mintue I will report you to the NAACP . This is discrimination.
DTB - You are making my other customers uncomfortable. Get the fuck out of here.
Masudur - I dont understand. There are not other customers in here. Its just you and me.
DTB - well there are customers that might come in. Hell a black one might come in although none have in 25 years.
Masudur - I have the money. This is America , you have to serve me.
DTB - I dont have to serve shit you arab monkey looking bag of horseshit , now get out of my office and dont ever come back .
Masudur - I will pray to Allah for you DTB
DTB - dont pray for me allah. Pray that I didnt rip your heart out and feed it to my dog.
Masudur - Prepares to leave . Trips over his robe and falls on the floor hitting his head on a table.
DTB - runs over and pours Masudurs remaining coffee on Masudurs face. He wakes up.
DTB - Get out of my office you son of a bitch.
Masudur - Groggy but looks like he is going to say something.........
Masudur - I am calling Eddie Haskell . I have suffered a injury in your insurance office.
DTB - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh