Dear buddy,
As you well know, ever since opening your offshore account, you have lost continuously.
Since we take pride in our customer relations department, we have made the utmost effort to hand you your ass on a silver platter.
However, you have lost so many times in a row, we can no longer afford to serve you your ass on our finer platterware.
So today, like so many other days with which you are familiar, we are serving you your ass on a paper plate.
We apologize for the stepdown in service, but want you to know that we have an ample supply of silver platters on order and will again be serving you your ass on those shiny new platters in the not too distant future.
Respectfully,
Your offshore Casino
As you well know, ever since opening your offshore account, you have lost continuously.
Since we take pride in our customer relations department, we have made the utmost effort to hand you your ass on a silver platter.
However, you have lost so many times in a row, we can no longer afford to serve you your ass on our finer platterware.
So today, like so many other days with which you are familiar, we are serving you your ass on a paper plate.
We apologize for the stepdown in service, but want you to know that we have an ample supply of silver platters on order and will again be serving you your ass on those shiny new platters in the not too distant future.
Respectfully,
Your offshore Casino
