A farmer named Pat buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks , he notices none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells Pat that he should try artificial insemination.
Pat has no idea what he means but, not to display his ignorance, only asks how he will know when they are pregnant. The vet tells him the sheep will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.
Pat hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, Pat loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning Pat looks out at the sheep. Seeing them still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods again, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, Pat wakes to find the sheep still standing around. "Try again," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drives out to the woods. He spends all day shagging sheep and upon returning home falls completely exhausted into bed.
The next morning Pat can't even raise himself from the bed. He asks Tanya to look out, and tell him if the sheep are lying down in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is blowing the horn?.
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Pat has no idea what he means but, not to display his ignorance, only asks how he will know when they are pregnant. The vet tells him the sheep will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.
Pat hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, Pat loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning Pat looks out at the sheep. Seeing them still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them into the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods again, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, Pat wakes to find the sheep still standing around. "Try again," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drives out to the woods. He spends all day shagging sheep and upon returning home falls completely exhausted into bed.
The next morning Pat can't even raise himself from the bed. He asks Tanya to look out, and tell him if the sheep are lying down in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is blowing the horn?.
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