>
> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over on Friday night to have dinner
>with
> > her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
> > boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
>the first
> > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
>takes
> > a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
>boy
> > for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms
> > and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
>he'd
> > like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
>family
> > pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and
> > all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his
>girlfriend
> > at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
>in!"
> > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>parents
> > are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
> > minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
> > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
> > minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
>the
> > boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and
>whispers
> > back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.."
> >
> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over on Friday night to have dinner
>with
> > her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
> > boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
>the first
> > time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
>takes
> > a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
>boy
> > for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
>condoms
> > and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
>he'd
> > like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
>family
> > pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
>and
> > all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's house and meets his
>girlfriend
> > at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
>in!"
> > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>parents
> > are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
> > minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
> > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
> > minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
>the
> > boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and
>whispers
> > back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.."
> >
