THE LOVE DRESS
>
> A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She
> rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law
> lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma
> of perfume filled the room.
>
> "What are you doing?" she asked.
> "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
> daughter-in-law answered.
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> "Love dress? But you're naked!" My husband loves me to wear this
> dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me
> in this dress, he instantly becomes
> romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic
> CD, and
> laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her
> husband
> came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
> "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
>
> A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She
> rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law
> lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma
> of perfume filled the room.
>
> "What are you doing?" she asked.
> "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
> daughter-in-law answered.
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> "Love dress? But you're naked!" My husband loves me to wear this
> dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me
> in this dress, he instantly becomes
> romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
> showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic
> CD, and
> laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her
> husband
> came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
> "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
