Total-ly Tease Me......

Sportsaholic

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Totals YTD 5-2 +14.1 units
Teasers YTD 4-1 +11.5 units

all lines local, 2 teamers +6, 3 teamers +9 points


Tease me...........damn, it excites me!!!!!!


N.O. -- + 0.5 (Bears got 1st win last week, Hibernates this week)
(N.O. takes out alot of frustrations this week)
Balt. -- +0.5 (Zona could move against Dallas, more of the same)
(Balt. slow n steady pulls away, tough D)

7 units...........


GL

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vyrus858

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How about this one i got stored up for this weekend, dont ask me why...after a +15 weekend im thinking WHAT THE HELL...
2 Team, 6 point teaser for 11 Units

Balt +0
Miami +3

2 Solid defensive teams with 2 of the best running backs in the NFL going against 2 of the poorest defenses in the NFL with no offense....Let em roll :eek:
 

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vyrus858

I dont disagree with the outcome of your tease, just dont see the value with Miami +3. If you believe Miami wins outright ML or parlay has better value IMHO, to tease them and win they need to loose by 2 or less. Just not a good football # +3 with a tease IMHO..-



GL

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vyrus858

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I see were you are coming from here Sportsaholic but I just dont see Miami losing this game and the 3 points are just a safe bet in my mind in case of any last minute heroics by the jags when miami gets lazy...lets see how it goes sunday :D
 

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Teaser

Hey! You!

Yeah, you with that
"I've got nearly enough on my plate
but I'd like a serving of you
dressed in nothing more than massage oil"
look in your eyes.

You know,
I'd just love to kiss you.
I've got this kissing urge that goes way beyond
lips and skin and saliva and tongue.
You know, that sort of kissing urge
that just leads on and on to
all senses tingling
and screaming
and begging for more.

Yeah, I'd love to kiss you
Full, firmly on the smacker
so that our breath mingles
and the sweet secretions of
our mouths, open to each other,
blend and brew.
I'd really like to kiss you - can you tell?

And then,
My hands as the servants of
an exploratory mind
would search your face, your head.
Phrenology a study that wants
examining further.

Your neck,
that smooth highway from your mind
to your physique
I would suckle and lick to find
Your pulse.
Your lifeblood.

I'd like to take the lobe of your ear
between my teeth
and tease your aural sensibilities
with the ramblings of my tongue.

I'd like to look deep down into your eyes
and open up your soul to
searing scrutiny.
I'd wrap my aura around yours
to form psychadelia.

I'd like to wrap my arms around
your shoulders
And hold your body from
clavicle to hip
tightly
Against the corresponding parts of me.
I'd like to feel the pressure of your
abs, pecs, thighs
As they fill and flow beneath
their smooth casing.
I'd like to watch them,
make them pumped
and play with them.

I'd like to use my nails against your back
and send morse messages
of lust and desire
through your spinal chord.
I'd follow each rib, each disc
serving as a sub-station
for my dictation.
I'd tattoo these thoughts and dreams
through to yours.

I'd like to massage your fantasies
into pliancy
and sculpt them into form.

I'd like to wrap your legs around
my legs around you
and pull you into me.
I'd like to make you climax so that
your brain loses all sense of
reality, time, rationalism and focus
and swells instead with a mantra
that means more.

I'd like to take you on that rollercoaster
where every loop is the crest of a breaking wave
that spirals down and around
and back until
ups and downs
seem no more like directions
but a never-ending montage.

I'd like to meld our bodies into one
joyous ball of energy
bouncing on the pleasurable see-saw
of ecstasy and bliss.



But I won't.


For,

I'm not that sort of girl
any more.



That should have you all worked up
:D :D GL this weekend
Sasha
 

Sportsaholic

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Wow, first time I've ever been sang too in a thread :cool:



Over 42 Aintz/Bares 4units

Over 44.5 Broncs/Pitt 4units


Punters in both game caught sleeping on the sidelines....:grouphug:
 

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updated YTD

updated YTD

Totals 5-4 +5.3 units
Teasers 5-1 +18.5 units


Atl./St.L under 45.5 units 1.5 units

tic, tic, tic, A/C blowing left to right at 5-8 mph


GL
 
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