Wine

[hedgehog]

:facepalm: kicked my ass tonight, ex/back with girlfriend after tonight, asked me to come over to her house, opened the door in nothing but a robe:00hour , with a glass of wine, after drinking a whole bottle:facepalm: , she says, i am sorry for not being more sexual with you and wants to make it up to me:00hour

I didnt even watch a play of the football game tonight:SIB She is jealous of the fact I went to the strip club:0074 Oh lord, it was fun...and I am still drunk:toast:

 

[MadJack]

pics :shrug:

 

[Sportsaholic]

pics :shrug:

Do as Hedgie does.....Use your imagination...........:0008

 

[ripken8]

Do as Hedgie does.....Use your imagination...........:0008

that's cold... probably why he pretended she had a robe on.... :shrug:

 

[hedgehog]

Nothing but a robe and a really wet kiss and had dinner made:shrug: I think it was more of a bottle and a half of wine:facepalm:

The life of a 36 year old wanted man:00hour it makes me feel good after being treated like a piece of shit by my exwife, good riddance bitch:toast:

 

[hedgehog]

Make women jealous and wow, get treated like a king...she made sure I don't go to the strip club without her again and apologized for always needing money, its not going to happen anymore, what an apology, something I will never forget that for should

 

[The Boys]

Fake

 

[Sportsaholic]

Fake

Sorta like reading the old Penthouse Forums without the Happy Ending.............

 

[comfortable1]

Sorta like ready the old Penthouse Forums without the Happy Ending.............

Dear PH,
Have always doubted the stories until last week when I was studying for my biology exam at the University Library. Well my pen ran out of ink... there wasn't anyone around except another student from my class. She always sat in front and seemed to know all of the answers when the prof would ask the class a question. She has a smokin' bod but always came off as a pretentious know it all. Anyway, I decided to ask if she had an extra pen I could borrow. She had her back to me and as I got closer I noticed she had her eyes closed and was subtly rubbing herself. She was biting her lip and making these little cooing sounds... so hot. When I was standing next to her I said 'can I help you with that?' in a wink wink kinda way. She jumped a little and looked up... obviously embarrassed at first but then got this naughty grin and said 'I'm having trouble remembering how to solve this problem... do you have the answer?'. I said I think I know the answer and leaned in close. Anyway, we worked thru the problem, she loaned me a pen and I aced the test!

Signed,
I used up all my ink
(and by ink I mean semen! well, and ink I guess)

 

[SixFive]

'grats!

 

[hedgehog]

I do not lie boys, all true...nothing but a robe, absolutely nothing, dinner cooking, music playing, I had no idea making her jealous would get me this treatment. I am inexperienced, thats why I posted it. that fucking wine was good though :shrug:

Hey when your married to white bread boring ass bitch for 12 years, its nice to have a little excitement...I was not one that fooled around much in college, I was there to get out and get a degree so I could get a good job...I was Mr serious about school

Have a great day boys! :0003

 

[Sportsaholic]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

ex/back with girlfriend after tonight, asked me to come over to her house, opened the door in nothing but a robe:00hour , with a glass of wine, after drinking a whole bottle:facepalm: , she says, i am sorry for not being more sexual with you and wants to make it up to me:00hour

She then took my hand and walked into the bedroom where 3 of her friends were having a pillow fight.

My girlfriend then says to me..........

 

[freelancc]

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[hedgehog]

Dear Penthouse Forum:




She then took my hand and walked into the bedroom where 3 of her friends were having a pillow fight.

My girlfriend then says to me..........

I might send it in, I wonder what she has in store for me tonight. this girl does not want to lose me, she said no man has ever treated her as good as I do. jealousy is the name of the game, maybe I need to give her a little more reason to get jealous :SIB and see what she comes up with, maybe her and her friend, all mine :0003

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Okay whose alternate handle is hedgy? I give up.

 

[SixFive]

I might send it in, I wonder what she has in store for me tonight. this girl does not want to lose me, she said no man has ever treated her as good as I do. jealousy is the name of the game, maybe I need to give her a little more reason to get jealous :SIB and see what she comes up with, maybe her and her friend, all mine :0003

After a few tonight, why don't u propose a little backdoor action? Sounds like the perfect time.

 

[hedgehog]

After a few tonight, why don't u propose a little backdoor action? Sounds like the perfect time.

:facepalm:

no, not in the cards tonight :sadwave: never tried that:scared

 

[vinnie]

I do not lie boys, all true...nothing but a robe, absolutely nothing, dinner cooking, music playing, I had no idea making her jealous would get me this treatment. I am inexperienced, thats why I posted it. that fucking wine was good though :shrug:
:0003

hedgy what kind & name was the wine ?

 

[hedgehog]

hedgy what kind & name was the wine ?

white wine, sutter home I bought 8 bottles of it at Sams for her about a couple weeks ago, in a green bottle...Its fuckin good, I think she drank a bottle before I got there:facepalm:

 

[Sportsaholic]

:facepalm:

no, not in the cards tonight :sadwave: never tried that:scared

Hedgie, Hedgie, Hedgie.... You do it to her, not the other way around :facepalm: