You're FIRED!!!

Skulnik

Skulnik

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Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them..

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

:mj07:
 
Chef K

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Skulnik said:
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them..

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

:mj07:
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Skulnik said:
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them..

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

:mj07:
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Skully eplain to me how this guy would have to lay off 60 workers if he got hit with a tax hike? Obviously he needs to fill orders and needs these 60 people. Are u telling me that if there was a tax hike obama would have also canceled this guys orders so he would have to lay these people off? Or is this just neocon spam u fall for over and over again? Again let me explain to u how this works. I had a business. I didn't need a tax cut. i needed people to have money aka jobs to buy my product if my product was good enuf to buy. If i sold garbage no tax cut possible could save my business. People with money in their pockets aka jobs spend their money and the economy rolls. Nobody hires people because of a tax cut. They hire people because they can't man a job because their customer base got to big. U got that u asshat?
 
rusty

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The Sponge said:
Skully eplain to me how this guy would have to lay off 60 workers if he got hit with a tax hike? Obviously he needs to fill orders and needs these 60 people. Are u telling me that if there was a tax hike obama would have also canceled this guys orders so he would have to lay these people off? Or is this just neocon spam u fall for over and over again? Again let me explain to u how this works. I had a business. I didn't need a tax cut. i needed people to have money aka jobs to buy my product if my product was good enuf to buy. If i sold garbage no tax cut possible could save my business. People with money in their pockets aka jobs spend their money and the economy rolls. Nobody hires people because of a tax cut. They hire people because they can't man a job because their customer base got to big. U got that u asshat?
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What's a asshat Sponge?:142smilie
 
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