MadJack's Sportsbar
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Jack,
Very sorry. Enough said I hope. Crab legs were cheap today, so I piled up. #5 Heineken.
Cheers guys
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Very sorry. Enough said I hope. Crab legs were cheap today, so I piled up. #5 Heineken.
Cheers guys
:mj06:
Sorry, my shift is done. I'm opening up the bar to self-service tonight... you seem like a trustworthy bunch to me, and hey, it's Jack's liquor, anyway... :SIB
#3, and going to speed up, now that I'm off work. Going to do all I can to get the Twins a win against the Whatever the Hell they are Angels tonight. :director:
#3, and going to speed up, now that I'm off work. Going to do all I can to get the Twins a win against the Whatever the Hell they are Angels tonight. :director:
#4, and a joke for y'all:
One day, three friends went to this "Gentlemen's Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
One day, three friends went to this "Gentlemen's Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek.
Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
Hey Vinnie did you get your AARP magazine today?
The Boss is on the cover and he turns 60 in September!!
The Boss is on the cover and he turns 60 in September!!
#5, on a roll, here's another joke...
Jeffrey Ross on the Internet:
I?m addicted to the Internet.
I check into the hotel. Try to go online on my laptop. Doesn?t work. Call the front desk.
Lady?s like, ?Sorry sir, we don?t have Internet service in all our hotel rooms. But don?t worry, we have free wireless in the lobby.?
?You?re saying I have to whack off in the lobby??
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:mj06:
Jeffrey Ross on the Internet:
I?m addicted to the Internet.
I check into the hotel. Try to go online on my laptop. Doesn?t work. Call the front desk.
Lady?s like, ?Sorry sir, we don?t have Internet service in all our hotel rooms. But don?t worry, we have free wireless in the lobby.?
?You?re saying I have to whack off in the lobby??
:mj07: :142smilie :mj07:
:mj06:
IE-Man:It`s
kinda like a"Moose " Gathering or any excuse to
have a "social club". Kinda like in Canada where
you have your Private clubs too. EH? Back home
from Elks&didn`t run into daughter!:00hour #7
"Brewski" and getting into "Shape" For Madjacker`s 3:00x1