BOYS YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE IN HIS LIFE I AM APPROACHING 50 YEARS OLD :scared FELLAS IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY WHEN PEOPLE WOULD SAY HEY BEANTOWNJIM YOU KNOW YOU KIND OF LOOK LIKE A YOUNG PAUL NEMAN WITH THOSE NICE BLUE EYES AND SLENDER BUT STRONG BODY.BOYS I AM NOT KIDDING I REALLY THINK I COULD HAVE BEEN A LADIES MAN IF I DIDNT MARRY MY LOVELY WIFE WHEN I WAS 35 IF I WAITED UNTIL I WAS 40 I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BREAK WILT CHAMBERLAINS RECORD OF 20,000 WOMEN.SERIOUSLY FELLAS IF I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW THERE ARE A LOT OF DESPERATE WOMEN OUT THERE DIVORCEES.
BOYS MY PROBLEM NOW IS I AM TO OLD THE LOOKS ARE GONE NO YOUNGER WOMEN SAY HEY BEANTOWNJIM I LOVE YOUR EYES.NOW THEY SAY HEY LOOK AT THE FAT GUY WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN AND BALD HEAD MAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL DESPERATE TO SLEEP WITH BEANTOWNJIM.BOYS IT ALL CHANGED OVER NIGHT I WENT FROM BEING PAUL NEWMAN TO BEING CURLY FROM THE 3 STOOGES.:shrug:
BOYS EVEN MY OWN MOTHER SAYS JIM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER YOU WERE THIN.EVEN MA IS MAKING COMMENTS ON MY APPEARANCE FELLAS I AM FINDING OUT THE HARD WAY ITS REALLY TOUGH GETTING OLD.
BOYS MY LOVELY WIFE SAID IF SHE KNEW I WOULD GET A HAIRY BACK, A BALD HEAD,A DOUBLE CHIN, AND A FAT STOMACH SHE WOULD HAVE STAYED SINGLE
SHE SAID SHE DIDNT KNOW MARRIAGE WOULD REQUIRE HER TO SHAVE MY BACK HAIR SHE IS NOW CALLING ME HER LITTLE MONKEY.THANK GOD SHE HAS MONEY OR I MIGHT GET A DIVORCE BUT I NEED THE ALLOWANCE MONEY SHE GIVES ME.
BOYS I AM AFFRAID YOUR HERO BEANTOWNJIM IS HEADING INTO HIS GOLDEN YEARS AND IT SUCKS
BOYS MY PROBLEM NOW IS I AM TO OLD THE LOOKS ARE GONE NO YOUNGER WOMEN SAY HEY BEANTOWNJIM I LOVE YOUR EYES.NOW THEY SAY HEY LOOK AT THE FAT GUY WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN AND BALD HEAD MAN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE REAL DESPERATE TO SLEEP WITH BEANTOWNJIM.BOYS IT ALL CHANGED OVER NIGHT I WENT FROM BEING PAUL NEWMAN TO BEING CURLY FROM THE 3 STOOGES.:shrug:
BOYS EVEN MY OWN MOTHER SAYS JIM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER YOU WERE THIN.EVEN MA IS MAKING COMMENTS ON MY APPEARANCE FELLAS I AM FINDING OUT THE HARD WAY ITS REALLY TOUGH GETTING OLD.
BOYS MY LOVELY WIFE SAID IF SHE KNEW I WOULD GET A HAIRY BACK, A BALD HEAD,A DOUBLE CHIN, AND A FAT STOMACH SHE WOULD HAVE STAYED SINGLE
SHE SAID SHE DIDNT KNOW MARRIAGE WOULD REQUIRE HER TO SHAVE MY BACK HAIR SHE IS NOW CALLING ME HER LITTLE MONKEY.THANK GOD SHE HAS MONEY OR I MIGHT GET A DIVORCE BUT I NEED THE ALLOWANCE MONEY SHE GIVES ME.BOYS I AM AFFRAID YOUR HERO BEANTOWNJIM IS HEADING INTO HIS GOLDEN YEARS AND IT SUCKS
