3 deer hunters
Dave and Bubba took Dave's city boy cousin, Ken, hunting one time. It was Ken's first time hunting but Dave and Bubba grew up hunting. Dave advised his cousin that the rut was pretty much over so he should "Find and follow the tracks. Once you see one, shoot him. If you kill one, just drag it back to the cabin."
The next morning, Dave and Bubba got up at 4:00 AM with no problem. They had a little trouble getting Ken to wake up, but finally they were all awake and ready to go hunting. They picked up their rifles and headed out. Later in the day, 2 shots were heard. Bubba approached from the east dragging a nice big buck while Dave drug his in from the south. Bubba grinned at Dave and said "Where'd you get that?" Dave replied, "Saw some tracks and followed 'em. Saw the buck and shot him. You?" "Saw some tracks and followed 'em. Saw the buck and shot him." replied Bubba. They set to work and dressed out the deer. As the day wore on, there was no sign of Ken. As dusk approached they got worried. Finally they got their flashlights and began to search for him. They finally found him. He was bruised, bloody and had scars all over him.
"What happened?" they asked.
He replied, "Well, I found some tracks and followed them, but then the stupid train hit me!"
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Dave and Bubba took Dave's city boy cousin, Ken, hunting one time. It was Ken's first time hunting but Dave and Bubba grew up hunting. Dave advised his cousin that the rut was pretty much over so he should "Find and follow the tracks. Once you see one, shoot him. If you kill one, just drag it back to the cabin."
The next morning, Dave and Bubba got up at 4:00 AM with no problem. They had a little trouble getting Ken to wake up, but finally they were all awake and ready to go hunting. They picked up their rifles and headed out. Later in the day, 2 shots were heard. Bubba approached from the east dragging a nice big buck while Dave drug his in from the south. Bubba grinned at Dave and said "Where'd you get that?" Dave replied, "Saw some tracks and followed 'em. Saw the buck and shot him. You?" "Saw some tracks and followed 'em. Saw the buck and shot him." replied Bubba. They set to work and dressed out the deer. As the day wore on, there was no sign of Ken. As dusk approached they got worried. Finally they got their flashlights and began to search for him. They finally found him. He was bruised, bloody and had scars all over him.
"What happened?" they asked.
He replied, "Well, I found some tracks and followed them, but then the stupid train hit me!"
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