Joe $$$$$$$ Zora or Sarah

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Joe's guide to picking a bride

ZORA ANDRICH

Age: 29

Residence: Lambertville, N.J.

Sign: Sagittarius

Appearance: Leggy,classy brunette

Job: Substitute teacher/caretaker for elderly people

Favorite flower: Calla lily

Favorite drink: Cosmo or apple martini. Also content with a bottle of beer

Worst fear: Wearing a bikini in public

Signal that she's nervous: Hair flip

Skeletons in closet: Mom says she smoked a joint to ease pain while in labor with her

Defining quote: "With being given a wish, you're also being given the power to make it come true."

Trademark feature:Tank top over bikini

Appreciates: Rainbows

How she describes Evan: Sweet

Chatroom chatter: America's Sweetheart

Three-word self description: Compassionate/kind, silly, imaginative

SARAH KOZER

Age: 29

Residence: "Near" Beverly Hills

Sign: Sagittarius

Appearance: Big-busted blonde

Job: Assistant to Mortgage Broker/Sales and Design

Favorite flower: Rose

Favorite drink: Wine that has a "berry flavor but not grapey."

Worst fear: Marrying a poor man

Signal that she's nervous: Says nice things about Zora

Skeletons in closet: Starred in bondage and fetish flicks

Defining quote: "I moved to Spain, knowing no English, met a man [who spoke no English] at the running of the bulls, fell in love and explored Spain. We dated for a year."

Trademark feature:Scary

eyebrows

Appreciates: Expensive Jewelry.

How she describes Evan: Rough Around the Edges

Chatroom chatter: Bondage

Bimbo

Three-word self description: Adventurous, intellectual personable.
 
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Surprise Ending=== JOE IS GAY!!!!:moon:
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omg that would be great :lol:

i say pick zora...i think she has money allready and she likes joe for who he is..
 
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TONIGHT AT 8-10...........can't wait............see "Joe the twist" for everybody's predictions.

CAn't wait................:eek:
 
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in the promo's in the states for this episode, they state that even *Joe* doesn't know what the *shocker* is......so i highly doubt it is that he's gay :D (what a WASTE of man THAT would be ;) )

i have also heard rumor that it will be 3 more weeks before knowing who he pick/s/ed.

something about tonight being solely a reunion show.......but from the ads i've heard, the *rumors* are a lie. was so pissed after last weeks waste of an hour that if they did again, i'd probably have to put a hit out on FOX ;)
 
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she looked like she wanted to cry when he told her that he doesnt even have 50 thousand dollars...
 
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TIME TO MAKE $$$ said:
A nice twist would have been something like Joe chooses the gal for PAUL the butler who is worth $50 million...
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if that were the case tho, he would have been needing to go for the money hungry in the beginning. it was obvious when he kept Zora around that he was looking for the one least likely to be interested in his $$
 
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