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After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life
wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they
vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might
try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs, penetrate and off you go."
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as
they got home.
"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions.
First if it hurts, you'll stop right away and second," she
insisted, "you must promise we won't go past my mother's."
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After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life
wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they
vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might
try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs, penetrate and off you go."
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as
they got home.
"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions.
First if it hurts, you'll stop right away and second," she
insisted, "you must promise we won't go past my mother's."
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