Lawyers

[HighRoller]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along
and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't
more than five minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the police officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the
day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter
how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so
focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in
life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

"Listen buddy, don't you even realize that you left arm is missing?" said
the police officer. "It must have gotten ripped off when the truck hit
you!"

"Oh my God," screamed the lawyer, "my Rolex!"

 

[THE KOD]

LMAO

KOD

 

[THE KOD]

Hey Eddie Haskell

:thefinger :thefinger :thefinger


KOD

 

[THE KOD]

Eddie?s two trademarks are his unctuous politeness to adults and his weasly, sharp-tongued meanness to everybody else. He is a model white-collar delinquent, a creep who goads people into trouble rather than perpetrating the crime himself. He was a born shirker, not worker, and a strain on any parent, especially his own long-suffering mother and father, Agnes and George. Mary Ellen Roger?s father refers to him as an "over-stimulated adolescent"; but really, when it comes to Eddie, when you?ve said "creep," you?ve said it all.



I wonder how much I have to talk about Haskell before he comes in here.

KOD

 

[THE KOD]

 

[NickiD]

:lol: