This is a Test

[Chanman]

> >>THIS IS A TEST
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> >>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell >>>you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
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> >>Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that >>>difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the >>>question!
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> >>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> >>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the >>>giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you >>>tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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> >>2 . How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> >>Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and >>>close the refrigerator?"
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> >>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe >>>put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability >>>to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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> >>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the >>>animals attend except one... Which animal does not attend?
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> >>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the >>>refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your >>>memory.
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> >>Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions >>>correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true >>>abilities.
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> >>4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by >>>crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage >>>it?
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> >>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. >>>Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending >>>the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from >>>your mistakes.
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> >>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of >>>the professionals they tested got all questions wrong many >>>preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson >>>Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
> >>that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. >>>Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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> >>PS-Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel >>>good-just read the last statement above!!!

 

[Box and one]

chanman,
Just in case you think people don't take your tests,your wrong.I love these and of course get them all wrong.I still remember a month ago on one of your tests,it's 1.00 AM,everyone in my house is sleeping and I'm trying to see if I can lick my elbows.
And then the Bucloic acid in cheeze.Damn.A mystery of my life solved.
Keep these up.I enjoy the hell out of them.

 

[michaeljbird]

I agree Chanman, you are one of my favorite poster's

 

[Blitz]

I thought you should take the Elephant out of the fridge and ride him across the river... :shrug:

 

[Turfgrass]

LOL Blitz, I thought to take the elephant out and ride across on the fridge.

Great quiz.