BeantownJim, I need your advice!!!

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So a couple of weeks ago I went to Starbucks after lunch for a Latte? but what I got was an iced Latte?. Now I?m an easy going guy and it really didn?t matter to me at all but I decided to bust on the girl behind the counter a little bit. We both got a good laugh out of it and as I was walking out she said that from now on she?s going to make me what ever she wants. I smiled and figured she was just giving some crap back to me. Well I went in there today and the lady behind the counter asks what I wanted?before I could answer Janice says, ?you don?t get to choose anymore remember? I?m going to make you what I want!? So now I?m standing there like this ???:eek:
So I end up with some weird flavored double Latte? thing that?s actually pretty good but as Miss Janice was handing it to me she says something along the lines of, ?Next time you come in just see me and I?ll make you what ever I think you should have that day!? Once again I?m :eek:

Just thought I would share the fact that I?m under the control of Janice?the Starbucks girl!

What do I do?


-Anthony-
 
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IN MY OPINION DR. STRANGELOVE SHE OBVIOUSY SAW THAT YOU HAVE A RATHER LARGE MAGIC JOHNSON I DONT KNOW HOW WOMEN KNOW BUT THEY CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR JEANS.SO HERES WHAT YOU DO I HAVE ALWAYS TOLD YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT STARBUCKS ITS LOADED WITH GAY MEN AND LESBIAN WOMEN SO I WANT YOU TO GIVE JANICE THE BEANTOWNJIM TEST.FIRST OFF IS THE STARBUCKS CROWDED WHEN YOU GO ITS IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU WANT JANICE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE I.E. YOU WANT A MIXED GROUP AROUND DR. WHEN YOU GIVE HER THE TEST.SO DR. STRANGELOVE GO THERE WHEN THE PLACE IS PACKED WALK UP TO JANICE AND WHEN SHE SAYS DR. LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING TODAY YOU SAY NO THANKS JANICE I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO GIVE YOU AND YOU GUESSED IT YOU WHIP OUT YOUR (SCHLONG) YOU SEE DR. STRANGLOVE THIS ACCOMPLISH'S 2 THINGS YOU FIND OUT IF JANICE WANTS YOUR SALAMI AND IF SHE DECIDES SHE DOESNT THEN YOU WILL HAVE 5 FAGS ALL OVER YOU BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR WICH MIGHT BE YOUR BETTER OPTION DR.FAGLOVE.SO ENJOY YOUR LATTE DR.:moon: AND GOOD LUCK WITH JANICE;) I MEAN JACKSON

JACK I AM A HANDICAPPER NOT DEAR ABBY SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR MEMBERS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THERE SEXUAL ISSUES,THANKS PAL YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM:moon:
 
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beantownjim said:
YOU WHIP OUT YOUR (SCHLONG) YOU SEE DR. STRANGLOVE THIS ACCOMPLISH'S 2 THINGS YOU FIND OUT IF JANICE WANTS YOUR SALAMI AND IF SHE DECIDES SHE DOESNT THEN YOU WILL HAVE 5 FAGS ALL OVER YOU BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR WICH MIGHT BE YOUR BETTER OPTION DR.FAGLOVE.SO ENJOY YOUR LATTE DR.:moon: AND GOOD LUCK WITH JANICE;) I MEAN JACKSON
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Dear Abby,

as a result of your feedback, I have decided to pursue alternative waitresses.

P.S. Thank you for you time and effort, it is truly appreciated.

With Love,

DR FAGLOVE!

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JACK I AM A HANDICAPPER NOT DEAR ABBY SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR MEMBERS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THERE SEXUAL ISSUES,THANKS PAL YOUR BUDDY
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beantownjim said:
JACK I AM A HANDICAPPER NOT DEAR ABBY SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR MEMBERS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THERE SEXUAL ISSUES,THANKS PAL YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM:moon:
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Come on Jim, you seem to be great at helping others with their personal problems.

Jim, what does one do if he has a SMALL johnson????

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