Neighbors who have SEX VERY LOUD....blessing or annoyance????

[DR STRANGELOVE]

I have this middle aged woman for a neighbor, probably mid 30's...in good shape..blonde nice boobs yadda yadda....well when she entertains she REALLY entertains....this lady yelps like a dog being beat or a couple of alley cats fighting...I dont know if I should be turned on or call the cops to tell them some lady is being killed.... It was kinda cool at first like when friends came over and we are blazing on my patio and we hear "oh God Ohhhhhh GOOOODDDDD Phuck me harder......PLEASE HARDER!!!!
But when your trying to get some sleep it just get's really old......anyone else have this blessing/curse in disguse??????? Just wondered.....I know I'm probably a perv for listening so intently but who cant when she's groaning at 85db's.......anyone relate..????

:SIB :look:

 

[rrc]

Middle-aged is now mid 30's..

Middle-aged is now mid 30's..

Ouch.

 

[SixFive]

Re: Middle-aged is now mid 30's..

Re: Middle-aged is now mid 30's..

Ouch.

lmao, thought the very same thing. I'm almost there, I guess :shrug:

As far as the post and the problem goes, I would first drop her a note under the door expressing your concern that her sexual utterances are keeping u awake. See where it goes from there.

 

[THE KOD]

DR

I would have to have a full investigation and go over to the neighbors house and fawk her myself and see if thats where the screams were actually originating from.

Then I would tell her she has been keeping me awake at night and please tone it down some when she is fawking.

First hand information in cases like this is always best. Something tells me the screams may not be as loud when you are the one making her scream.

KOD

 

[marine]

Kindly tell her that she is too loud when being pounded on. To minimize the noise levels she makes when f*cking, she should go out and purchase a large strap on and use it on her significant other and let them squeal and grunt. Most men are not quite so loud when they are the ones being pounded on.

 

[skulldog]

Dr, I'm a little suprised you haven't made your way over there yet to give her a through exam:shrug: I was getting a woody just reading her sounds, if you know what I mean.

I wish I had a neighbor like that, sleep or no sleep!!

marine,Scott-Atlanta LMFAO:lol::lol2dance2

 

[Mr.]

What's the address Anthony?


Thanks.

 

[Chanman]

Post pics Doc. Maybe this is your chance to Direct :director:

 

[IntenseOperator]

I'm thinking along the same lines as Skulldog. Maybe it's intentional on her part.

1- She wants you to hear because it's her way of an invite.

2- She knows you can hear and this peaks her experience.

or 3- She's physically deaf and doesn't have a concept of how loud she is.

 

[macavoy]

On a related story a few years back I had the best looking neighbor ever. Early 20s blond hair, fitness model body...and of course she would barely say hi to me. One night Im sitting there and she starts screaming, moaning, basicly getting the sh** ****ed out of her. This went on for a couple hours and I was thinking what a lucky fuc**** guy that is in there. The next morning Im leaving early for work and who walks out of her apartment?? Some older, average looking, balding dude probably in his late 40s. I could not believe my eyes that that old fu** got to have that...Must have been viagra..Life can be so cruel...:thefinger

 

[boilermaker]

DR

I would have to have a full investigation and go over to the neighbors house and fawk her myself and see if thats where the screams were actually originating from.

Then I would tell her she has been keeping me awake at night and please tone it down some when she is fawking.

First hand information in cases like this are always best.

KOD

:lol2 :lol: Good one Scott

 

[boilermaker]

Older, average looking , balding dude in his late 40's. Damn , Macavoy you just described me perfectly. Don't tell my wife.

 

[Redfish]

Tell her if she keeps up all this racket...then you must insist she take on two guys at once...the other guy can muffle her screams of pleasure

 

[AR182]

dr.strangelove quote:"I have this middle aged woman for a neighbor, probably mid 30's..."

very funny......i guess you would consider me an old man(lol).


i would talk to her very nicely, you never know, you might hear her up close. there is nothing like scoring with an older woman!!

 

[RAZ]

marine, is that the voice of experience, LoL!! Doc, tape and play it back loud when you and your buds are blazing and she is home knitting and cutting out coupons for 55 gal. drums of astroglide while the ever ready buuny is passed out on the floor.....

 

[michaeljbird]

My guess is she's a lesbian , a regular reader of the Madjack forum,and she's looking at your Mojo thread's:shrug:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

i dropped off a polite letter in her mail box, without leaving any trace of who it could be, I just mentioned that I was a resident in the area and didn't appreciate the noise late at night...

we'll see what happens....

Scott, too funny!

lol

 

[Chain Saw]

Had it happen to me one night in a hotel in downtown Nashville. About 4 am in the morning, I'm awakened by this goshawful screaming. I thought someone was getting butchered-slowely. Then I realized their was a certain rhythm to the screams. My wife wakes up and says what the hell is that. I'm about to pound on the wall when it suddenly stops.

Guess who lays wide awake the rest of the morning. Couldn't stop thinking about the screamer. We got up at 5:30 and came on home.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Dr. you have just set the wheels in motion my friend! Now that you have planted the seed of the "Complaining Neihbor" You now have the upper hand in a conversation piece that could land you in the driver seat of this Noisy Ride! Think about it man!

Casually stroll over to her place now and ask her if she is the neighbor who dropped you a note for being too loud! No....she says, I got one myself! Oh you did replies the good Dr. what for? Well I guess I scream like a banshee when I have a d##k in me! Oh really I have never noticed replies the Dr.! Oh yes I am a screamer, would you like to see Doc? And there you have it another notch on the bedpost of life and one more story to bring back for future laughs!

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Casually stroll over to her place now and ask her if she is the neighbor who dropped you a note for being too loud! No....she says, I got one myself! Oh you did replies the good Dr. what for? Well I guess I scream like a banshee when I have a d##k in me! Oh really I have never noticed replies the Dr.! Oh yes I am a screamer, would you like to see Doc? And there you have it another notch on the bedpost of life and one more story to bring back for future laughs!

Very good idea Blue, but it won't solve the problem....