does this FEMALE EXISTS????!!!!

[kickserv]

well I asked this about a year ago........and some madjackers were close to finding her..but to this day I have yet to find this girl...so is she real........does she exist :shrug:



Does this girl exist????


-she gets along with her parents
-never had a drug problem
-"open minded" in the bedroom
-well educated
-never had an eating disorder
-bisexual
-never had a problem with alcohol
-doesn't mind to place the odd bet
-will watch sports on TV
-was never abused by friend, parent, boyfriend, or relative
-doesn't care how much money you make
-can actually carry on a conversation
-loves to travel
-doesn't get jealous easily
-respects each others privacy
-doesn't wear tons of make-up
-will get ready in under an hour
-tells the truth
-knows the meaning of the word "quickie"
-not super religious
-will have sex when she wants to.....doesn't care what "other girls say"
-could care less about Oprah
-confident in her appearance
-keeps in shape
-doesn't smoke



I myself have been close...........but have never found her

 

[Kdogg21]

Thats right up there with UFO's and Bigfoot :shrug:

 

[dogface]

-"open minded" in the bedroom
-well educated
-never had a problem with alcohol
-was never abused by friend, parent, boyfriend, or relative
-doesn't care how much money you make
-can actually carry on a conversation
-loves to travel
-doesn't get jealous easily
-respects each others privacy
-doesn't wear tons of make-up
-will get ready in under an hour
-tells the truth
-knows the meaning of the word "quickie"
-not super religious
-will have sex when she wants to.....doesn't care what "other girls say"
-could care less about Oprah
-confident in her appearance
-keeps in shape
-doesn't smoke


With some tken out this is my wife! Never a true drug issue, but I have never even come close to taking a puff of the weed, and she has so I had to take that off, That was a problem IMO. She caares a little about the money I make, otherwise I would still be teaching LOL! As for the placing bes component she tolerates my website etc., but wants me to give that up for more family time, discussions ongoing on that one. Not bisexual, but she is the first to point out a great ass or a nice set of shoulder pads, that way I can always look! Love that feature!!

But most importantly besides all of those qualities, and something everyman should look for, someone that will unequivocally love you back! She does, I do, and now she has blessed me with a son. I am ok with the uncomplete list...

 

[kickserv]

well said dogface.well said...........your a lucky guy

closes I've come is the "betting one".....all others qualified...but she didn't like sports betting.........but as I said...always something

 

[kickserv]

but it is fun to see if she does exist..........like "Where's Waldo

 

[dawgball]

Here is the checklist on my wife. Bold are features she has. The others have explanations of a sort.

-she gets along with her parents
-never had a drug problem
-open minded" in the bedroom
-well educated
-never had an eating disorder
-bisexual -- I wouldn't want that
-never had a problem with alcohol
-doesn't mind to place the odd bet --no
-will watch sports on TV --she won't just watch any sports on TV but will watch events she is interested in, i.e. Vols and Titans
-was never abused by friend, parent, boyfriend, or relative
-doesn't care how much money you make --she wouldn't be with me if she cared about this. she is the bread winner
-can actually carry on a conversation
-loves to travel
-doesn't get jealous easily
-respects each others privacy
-doesn't wear tons of make-up
-will get ready in under an hour right at 30 minutes
-tells the truth
-knows the meaning of the word "quickie"
-not super religious --we both have a strong faith but not holy rollers by any means. never miss church, tither, etc.
-will have sex when she wants to.....doesn't care what "other girls say"
-could care less about Oprah --does this include Dr. Phil?
-confident in her appearance --she has her moments where she slips here
-keeps in shape
-doesn't smoke --on occassion but so do I

Mary scored pretty well in this list. She only gets to watch Dr. Phil on Fridays because she works half-days, so that isn't a big deal. To me, it's the same as me watching sporting events. I am confident that I am one lucky guy!

 

[freelancc]

still looking....:brows:

 

[kickserv]

not bad Dawgball...not bad at all.......happy for ya

 

[BHCS]

Hey, I used to have a girlfriend that was pretty much the complete opposite of that list.