Scott:
Your $500 retainer check bounced.
Worm, that was funny. Other than Eddie Haskell subtle humour, I appreciate witicisms.
Mel:
I will call a spade a spade until proven otherwise. You and your "sisters" play softball, drink beer, post on a male dominated web site, and, most significantly, are the most defensive bunch of tamales I have ever seen.
You, as well as the other members of butch-nation attacked Penguinfan relentlessly when by all accounts the young man did nothing to warrent that onslaught. My God, the guy just got promoted to supervisor of the deep fryer crew at McDonalds. Give him a break.
By the way sugarbottom, I like your approach of "all the men on this site defending the other men." Good lawyer tactic of the best defense is a good offense. It was you and your wild pack of east coast, high-fivein, tuna-lovin, chicks that started the whole gender-clustering crap.
Enough of this:
Mel I hope Bobbie shows up at the crabshack tomorrow night.
or
Golly, gee whiz, Tara you really played well last night.
or
Aw, shucks, its too bad, you guys cant come over to Helens house on Saturday night.
ad nauseum, ad nauseum, ad nauseum. Have you heard of e-mail? This drivel drove me, and I dare say most of the others on this board nuts.
Before you run off like a hurt puppy and try to get all the spineless, dorks on this board (who saw the sisterhoods intial appearance hereon as an opportunity to get laid) all riled up against Eddie (like you tried to do with Pengy), try and realize that when a bunch of babes start posting on a male-dominated, gambling web site, which has a thread of free porn with over 20,000 hits, and start with this incessant chick chatter, you are gonna get some crap.
You wanna post here, fine. Stop with the good game Helen, what ya gonna do saturday night, and anyone going to the Phillies game junk and start posting some pictures. What the hell do you think these dickless snivelling losers are doing complimenting you guys all the time? Just tryin to be nice. Hell no. They are, in there own pathetic and fruitless way, just trying to snuggle up to one or more of you all.
Until I get a full report, documented and verified, of an actual babe bagging in Las Vegas, I will, respectfully, maintain my opinions and actually, factually, report what I read.
Peter, Peter, Peter. Appropriate name you total pond scum sucking loser. I hate to admit when I am wrong but, I was wrong about you. Initially, I thought you had an opportunity to turn one (or more) of the munchers into johnson-lovin, American women. But now, I see you've joined the ranks of the cowtowing, spineless, dickless, legion of dorks that dominate this board.
I was wrong. I mistook you as a player. The only sex your gonna get in Vegas is with Rosey Palm. You've have allowed yourself, in an oh so transparent attempt to get on the sluts good side, to become submissive with the phoney compliments and with your pathetic attempt to "be a man" and protect the weaker, fairer, sex. Think that will pop your cherry in Vegas? I think not.
Real women want real men, like me. Thats how I got the trophy and the numerous sperm recepticles I have in waiting for me throughout this country and abroad. My stable of babes is so complete, diverse, and outstanding that I am the envy of all my friends. You Peter are a major disappointment and not worthy of further comment.
Oh looky here, bookie boy decides to chime in and attack me as an ambulance chaser. Pretty novel name calling there marble mouth. If I could understand one of your posts, I would gladly respond to it. However, since I am versed in garbled, non-sensical, English (as I have read Dogs that Barks posts in the past) I believe I get the tenor of your post in that you think I have too much time on my hands and therefore am not a good attorney.
Well, I dont think I have to defend myself to attacks by a moron who spends his day determining if the Jets + 10 is the game of the week. Lotsa brainpower to do that. Throw a dart why dont ya. I remember reading (or tryin to read) several of your posts where you were ranting and incoherently screaming at some other poster. Hell, the corners of my monitor were frothing.
Until you make some semi-coherent, logical statement with the remotest basis in fact, I can't see how I can respond other than it is apparent (after translation) from your posts that you are envious of my intelligence, humor, and abilities and wish that you were like me. By the way, did you go to medical school with Dr. Freeze?
Private Petey and Fletcher in Vegas? How cute. Maybe you two can share a room next to dike-nation.
Eddie
Your $500 retainer check bounced.
Worm, that was funny. Other than Eddie Haskell subtle humour, I appreciate witicisms.
Mel:
I will call a spade a spade until proven otherwise. You and your "sisters" play softball, drink beer, post on a male dominated web site, and, most significantly, are the most defensive bunch of tamales I have ever seen.
You, as well as the other members of butch-nation attacked Penguinfan relentlessly when by all accounts the young man did nothing to warrent that onslaught. My God, the guy just got promoted to supervisor of the deep fryer crew at McDonalds. Give him a break.
By the way sugarbottom, I like your approach of "all the men on this site defending the other men." Good lawyer tactic of the best defense is a good offense. It was you and your wild pack of east coast, high-fivein, tuna-lovin, chicks that started the whole gender-clustering crap.
Enough of this:
Mel I hope Bobbie shows up at the crabshack tomorrow night.
or
Golly, gee whiz, Tara you really played well last night.
or
Aw, shucks, its too bad, you guys cant come over to Helens house on Saturday night.
ad nauseum, ad nauseum, ad nauseum. Have you heard of e-mail? This drivel drove me, and I dare say most of the others on this board nuts.
Before you run off like a hurt puppy and try to get all the spineless, dorks on this board (who saw the sisterhoods intial appearance hereon as an opportunity to get laid) all riled up against Eddie (like you tried to do with Pengy), try and realize that when a bunch of babes start posting on a male-dominated, gambling web site, which has a thread of free porn with over 20,000 hits, and start with this incessant chick chatter, you are gonna get some crap.
You wanna post here, fine. Stop with the good game Helen, what ya gonna do saturday night, and anyone going to the Phillies game junk and start posting some pictures. What the hell do you think these dickless snivelling losers are doing complimenting you guys all the time? Just tryin to be nice. Hell no. They are, in there own pathetic and fruitless way, just trying to snuggle up to one or more of you all.
Until I get a full report, documented and verified, of an actual babe bagging in Las Vegas, I will, respectfully, maintain my opinions and actually, factually, report what I read.
Peter, Peter, Peter. Appropriate name you total pond scum sucking loser. I hate to admit when I am wrong but, I was wrong about you. Initially, I thought you had an opportunity to turn one (or more) of the munchers into johnson-lovin, American women. But now, I see you've joined the ranks of the cowtowing, spineless, dickless, legion of dorks that dominate this board.
I was wrong. I mistook you as a player. The only sex your gonna get in Vegas is with Rosey Palm. You've have allowed yourself, in an oh so transparent attempt to get on the sluts good side, to become submissive with the phoney compliments and with your pathetic attempt to "be a man" and protect the weaker, fairer, sex. Think that will pop your cherry in Vegas? I think not.
Real women want real men, like me. Thats how I got the trophy and the numerous sperm recepticles I have in waiting for me throughout this country and abroad. My stable of babes is so complete, diverse, and outstanding that I am the envy of all my friends. You Peter are a major disappointment and not worthy of further comment.
Oh looky here, bookie boy decides to chime in and attack me as an ambulance chaser. Pretty novel name calling there marble mouth. If I could understand one of your posts, I would gladly respond to it. However, since I am versed in garbled, non-sensical, English (as I have read Dogs that Barks posts in the past) I believe I get the tenor of your post in that you think I have too much time on my hands and therefore am not a good attorney.
Well, I dont think I have to defend myself to attacks by a moron who spends his day determining if the Jets + 10 is the game of the week. Lotsa brainpower to do that. Throw a dart why dont ya. I remember reading (or tryin to read) several of your posts where you were ranting and incoherently screaming at some other poster. Hell, the corners of my monitor were frothing.
Until you make some semi-coherent, logical statement with the remotest basis in fact, I can't see how I can respond other than it is apparent (after translation) from your posts that you are envious of my intelligence, humor, and abilities and wish that you were like me. By the way, did you go to medical school with Dr. Freeze?
Private Petey and Fletcher in Vegas? How cute. Maybe you two can share a room next to dike-nation.
Eddie
Unfortunately you would have been quite disapointed with our expressions because Eddies post didn't even raise an eyebrow!!!!!!!!!!! He just made me laugh as usual................. I found your post more amusing , you haven't posted a thing recently , untill it was reguarding the girls LMAO they must have really gotten to you 
