Fletcher- Get well soon and hope you arn't in too much pain. :toast:
Jack,Ferdville, Msdee, Freelancc, Tbone & the MadJills- Hope to see you@ the SB party in LV.:weed:
6'5", DTB, Gardenweasel, Michael J Bird, Edward,Scott, and so on- Wish you could make it, but maybe next year. :yup
And KOD, I just got this E-Mail you might get a laugh from:
The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to change A Light Bulb?"
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make Me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack R! ussell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepard: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is --
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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Jack,Ferdville, Msdee, Freelancc, Tbone & the MadJills- Hope to see you@ the SB party in LV.:weed:
6'5", DTB, Gardenweasel, Michael J Bird, Edward,Scott, and so on- Wish you could make it, but maybe next year. :yup
And KOD, I just got this E-Mail you might get a laugh from:
The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to change A Light Bulb?"
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make Me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack R! ussell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepard: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is --
How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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