WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM WATCHING PORNO!
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men slap their azz.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, fat, middle-aged men,
(Ron Jeremy Syndrome- huh, Macavoy?)
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a BJ.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A bJ will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are moaners.
11. People in the 70s couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. WoW-Those t*ts are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his manhood and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "YEAH,YEAH- I'M CUMMMING- AHHHH!" when they orgasm.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of sh*t out of you if you shove your manhood in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's is a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by lifting her legs.
21. Nurses give patient's BJ's.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f*cking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is giving a BJ, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Azzholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip :weed:
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men slap their azz.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, fat, middle-aged men,
(Ron Jeremy Syndrome- huh, Macavoy?)
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a BJ.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A bJ will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are moaners.
11. People in the 70s couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. WoW-Those t*ts are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his manhood and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "YEAH,YEAH- I'M CUMMMING- AHHHH!" when they orgasm.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of sh*t out of you if you shove your manhood in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's is a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by lifting her legs.
21. Nurses give patient's BJ's.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f*cking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is giving a BJ, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Azzholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip :weed:
