A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me
another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought
him a beer.
When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer
before it starts."
"That's it!" She blew her top! "You bastard! You
waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Shit, it started..."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me
another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought
him a beer.
When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer
before it starts."
"That's it!" She blew her top! "You bastard! You
waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me
and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, "Shit, it started..."
