Politically Incorrect

[Blitz]

A Mexican, an Arab and an American


A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice!"

The Arab (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the Arab states we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!"

The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. He says "In the USA, we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!"

 

[gardenweasel]

blitz

blitz

you may have just committed a hate crime....i understand that this thread has been forwarded to the justice dept for investigation......you may have to prove what you were thinking when you keyed this vicious vitriol....how dare you....


signed.....................rush limbaugh






:142smilie :lol2 :142crying :142smilie

 

[IntenseOperator]

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Politically Incorrect +1

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...No beer, No television, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No pork BBQ No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags for clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in a tower. No chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas. You can't shave. You're wife can't shave. She's ignorant as your camel. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else; she smells like your donkey, but your donkey
has a better disposition. Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.

NO MYSTERY HERE

 

[gardenweasel]

lol

lol

well done,i.o.....that explains it.......it`s funny as hell and answers many burning questions ........well done...

 

[Doctor Baseball]

:nono:

 

[IntenseOperator]

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Politically Incorrect +2

Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying
off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was
white from the neck up to the top of his head. In
sheer panic and fearing he really was turning white
and might have to start working for a living, he
called his doctor and told him of his problem. The
doctor advised him to come to his office
immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction
of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse and told him to drink
it all. Jesse did and replied, "that tasted like
shit!" The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were
a quart low."

 

[Chanman]

An Asian man was vacationing in the United States and got his money changed at the airport upon arrival. Several weeks later the man needed some more spending $ and again went to the money changer, but this time the amount he got was for less than before. "Hey, what you do?' exclaimed the irate individual. "You no give me same money as before!"

"Oh, I'm sorry sir," replied the cashier. the exchange rate is not the same as before. "What you mean, What you mean?" asked his customer. "I mean fluctuations, fluctuations" said the man behind the glass. "Oh, Yeah, Well Fluck You Amellicans too!" was the reply.

Jessy Lover- these are not personal jokes. No offense is intended.
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No Se Permite El Nino En La Mesa...saw that@ the Post office yesterday

 

[Chanman]

An Asian man was vacationing in the United States and got his money changed at the airport upon arrival. Several weeks later the man needed some more spending $ and again went to the money changer, but this time the amount he got was for less than before. "Hey, what you do?' exclaimed the irate individual. "You no give me same money as before!"

"Oh, I'm sorry sir," replied the cashier. the exchange rate is not the same as before. "What you mean, What you mean?" asked his customer. "I mean fluctuations, fluctuations" said the man behind the glass. "Oh, Yeah, Well Fluck You Amellicans too!" was the reply.

Jessy Lover- these are not personal jokes. No offense is intended.
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No Se Permite El Nino En La Mesa ...saw that@ the Post office yesterday

 

[djv]

Of course we sit on stools so much in our lifes because were so full of crap.