I GIVE YOU............The WOMEN of WAL-MART!
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I was kinda disappointed until I got to Kristi. Even then, I realized my boobs were bigger than hers. Tesha was nice so I think I will continue to spend my home improvement dollars at Walmart instead of Home Depot.
Eddie
Eddie
Tesha :clap: :hitit: :142hump: But I don't think it's her first time in front of a camera. 
Looks like a pro to me.
Looks like a pro to me.
Well these kind of chicks definitely don't work at any Walmart near me!!!! Maybe their mothers do. Just add about six hundred more wrinkles and drop their tits to their knees and you've got the chicks at the Neighborhood Walmart near my house. Those chicks are pretty hot. I mean you really didn't expect Penthouse model type chicks to be in the spread now, did you? Sometimes ya gotta just settle or you'll be stroking your purple headed yogurt slinger for life...
I read about this a couple of days ago...
http://money.cnn.com/2003/11/12/news/companies/walmart_playboy/index.htm?cnn=yes
Maybe it really is legit :shrug: ...or a little marketing scheme from Playboy.
http://money.cnn.com/2003/11/12/news/companies/walmart_playboy/index.htm?cnn=yes
Maybe it really is legit :shrug: ...or a little marketing scheme from Playboy.
Alright, I have to give my analysis on these broads....
1.)Beth: Not bad until she took more clothes off. When she bared the upper torso, it is evident that she has been playing around in the Milky Way aisle too long. And those boobs....can they be any further apart?
2.)Deborah: Christ, girl, you might want to hit a tanning bed before baring it all for the world. And those nipples....holy shit, batman! Big enough for ya?
3.)Jeannie: This girl works at WalMart for a reason. For God sakes....no one is better than this? And while you are at it Jeannie....just because you work at WalMart does not mean you have to sport their panties in a PlayBoy shoot.
4.)Katie: This broad was pretty hot until she showed those monstrosities known as breasts. They look like someone threw up on her boobs and called them nipples.
5.)Kristi: What happened to your boobs? They look like a couple of pink suction cups! For God sakes.....get a matching set of underwear too!
6.)Tesha: Not a bad looking chick at all....she is very bangable. However.....my friends, there is a hidden package here that we may have overlooked. If you look at a certain picture...you will find that she, as well has been hanging out in the Snickers aisle. She has a pouch, ladies and gentlemen! But with that being said....can I get a price check on that whore!
1.)Beth: Not bad until she took more clothes off. When she bared the upper torso, it is evident that she has been playing around in the Milky Way aisle too long. And those boobs....can they be any further apart?
2.)Deborah: Christ, girl, you might want to hit a tanning bed before baring it all for the world. And those nipples....holy shit, batman! Big enough for ya?
3.)Jeannie: This girl works at WalMart for a reason. For God sakes....no one is better than this? And while you are at it Jeannie....just because you work at WalMart does not mean you have to sport their panties in a PlayBoy shoot.
4.)Katie: This broad was pretty hot until she showed those monstrosities known as breasts. They look like someone threw up on her boobs and called them nipples.
5.)Kristi: What happened to your boobs? They look like a couple of pink suction cups! For God sakes.....get a matching set of underwear too!
6.)Tesha: Not a bad looking chick at all....she is very bangable. However.....my friends, there is a hidden package here that we may have overlooked. If you look at a certain picture...you will find that she, as well has been hanging out in the Snickers aisle. She has a pouch, ladies and gentlemen! But with that being said....can I get a price check on that whore!
Tom Selleck wherever you are ?
Tom Selleck wherever you are ?
Where's the lovely Rosie O'Donnell. She is a Wal Mart Tart.
:grins:
Tom Selleck wherever you are ?
Where's the lovely Rosie O'Donnell. She is a Wal Mart Tart.
:grins:
Re: Tom Selleck wherever you are ?
Re: Tom Selleck wherever you are ?
I'm sure she will be featured when they spotlight Wal-Marts grocery section
Re: Tom Selleck wherever you are ?
Pujo21 said:
I'm sure she will be featured when they spotlight Wal-Marts grocery section
I'm Beth friendly
Beth=goofy (my kind of goofy)
She's obviously out of her element
Y'all (spelling) can take the pro's
Beth=goofy (my kind of goofy)
She's obviously out of her element
Y'all (spelling) can take the pro's
